Health: Today, I sneezed while I was in the middle of getting a root...

By Anon - 17/02/2012 20:43 - United States

Today, I sneezed while I was in the middle of getting a root canal. I managed to warn the dentist that I was going to sneeze, but he didn't manage to get the tools out of my mouth in time. FML

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By kewlio45 - 01/07/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, the dentist sneezed in my mouth. FML

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By Walter_Sobchak7 - 12/08/2017 01:30

Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML

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By TT - 19/04/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML

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By lol - 06/12/2009 14:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I sneezed while brushing my teeth and ended up with toothpaste in my eye. I haven't been able to see clearly for two hours. FML

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By Achoo - 31/01/2023 02:30

Today, I've been having really bad seasonal allergies. I was at work, and feeling just about to sneeze for at least a full minute, but thought I could stop it. A customer came up to me, I opened my mouth to greet her… but instead sneezed right in her face. Several seconds before my addled brain caught up. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/04/2022 04:00

Today, after having to get the front filling on my tooth fixed five times, the dentist finally decided to give me a crown. While waiting for the permanent to be made, I had a temporary one put in. This one fell out five times. The final time, I actually sneezed it out. FML

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By SoSoRachel - 31/10/2012 21:03 - United States - Dunlap

Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML

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By fmlpanda - 29/05/2010 04:14 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. It was going well until our braces got caught. Out of pain, I tried to pull away, which made my eyes water. Then I sneezed in his mouth. FML

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By Anon - 19/06/2024 12:00 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I was in a meeting when I felt a sneeze coming on. I tried to hold it in to avoid making a noise. Instead, I ended up sneeze-imploding so hard that I accidentally farted at the same time. The entire room went silent. FML

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Let it all out

By Anonymous - 25/03/2023 22:00 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and some new clients when I sensed that I was about to sneeze. I tried to hold it in, but ended up sneezing AND farting. FML

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zombicidal 11

Saturday 18 February 2012 3:14

so you took a drill to the uvula

DocBastard 38

Saturday 18 February 2012 3:19

The dentist had his "tool" in your mouth? I've never heard of fellatio being referred to as a "root canal" before.

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musicluvr2000 11

Saturday 18 February 2012 6:52

Ooo least he knew..

Courtney_Sanders 6

Saturday 18 February 2012 8:38

She wouldn't have been able to spit the tools out. When getting a root canal the Endodontic surgeons put a dental dam in your mouth. There's a hole in the middle of the rubber sheet, which goes around the tooth they're working on, and they have this metal clasp hooked onto it to help keep it in place and to keep your mouth open. I couldn't even imagine sneezing with one of those in your mouth. It probably hurt!

Courtney_Sanders 6

Saturday 18 February 2012 8:47

I couldn't even imagine sneezing with a dental dam hooked up in your mouth. It's hard enough to talk with them! When I got my root canal done, while the dentist took a break I asked the assistant if I could use the bathroom. She thought I asked for my iPhone so she went out in the waiting room and brought it back to me! Lol