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By mynoseburns - 22/02/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, I sneezed while I was throwing up into the toilet. It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasant when the puke violently shoots out through your nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2010 07:18 - United States

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By can't breathe - 22/11/2010 11:33 - Australia

Today, I was feeling nauseous and my cat was comforting me. I breathed in through my nose, and my cat's fur caused me to sneeze. I sneezed so hard, I threw up out my nose. Nothing will get rid of the smell from within my nasal cavity. FML

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By sicktomystomach - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

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By Ouch - 15/08/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML

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By laurenmichela - 12/10/2015 21:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I coughed so much I threw up, then whilst recovering from throwing up, a fly flew into my mouth and I ate it. I then promptly threw up again. FML

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By monkers - 06/10/2012 07:12 - Canada - Westlock

Today, I have such bad diarrhea that every time I sneeze I poop. I've discovered it's very hard to run to the bathroom every time I feel the urge to sneeze. FML

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By iliketurtles - 24/02/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, I was pissing in a urinal and I had the urge to sneeze. Unable to hold it, I sneezed and hit my head on a metal beam supporting the urinal. In complete disarray, I had to step back from the urinal while pissing and managed to spray the floor, the wall, and the person next to me. FML

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Monday 22 February 2010 23:47

I bet your whole life flashed before your eyes when you realised you were about to sneeze.

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Monday 22 February 2010 23:40

Ah, that happened to me when I was little... I still have this weird fear of the blue fruit juice I had been drinking directly before (which was what I threw up), and I won't drink any blue liquids to this day. Of course, mmost blue liquids are cleaning products and stuff, so it's not a huge loss, I guess. I feel your pain, dude. :(

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PentiumBawls8 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 0:42

do you smell what the rock is cookin

amir4444 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 0:53

Holy crap that must suck

jennacide 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 0:55

Wow, sounds pretty epic to sneeze and throw up. That really makes it full force come out from the momentm. You win. :)

UniverseMan 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 0:59

LOL that happened to me once...It burned my nose so much because it had some lime-aid in it :(

Turbolag25 7

Tuesday 23 February 2010 1:30

eeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

bcns 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 2:07

shut the he'll up u have no idea what ur talking about

spazani 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 2:11

that is funny as hell

jennacide 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 2:16

Can you control when you throw up? Sounds like your an anorexic, sorry their life style doesn't involve throwing up everyday so they aren't as pro at it as you. Jerk.