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By mynoseburns - 22/02/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, I sneezed while I was throwing up into the toilet. It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasant when the puke violently shoots out through your nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:35 - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2010 07:18 - United States

Today, I learned I have a severe sinus infection, my body really can't handle antibiotics, and I can projectile vomit out my nose. Not sure if I am more impressed that I still somehow aimed the puke into the sink, or that swallowing afterwards hurt more than emptying my stomach via my nose. FML

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By can't breathe - 22/11/2010 11:33 - Australia

Today, I was feeling nauseous and my cat was comforting me. I breathed in through my nose, and my cat's fur caused me to sneeze. I sneezed so hard, I threw up out my nose. Nothing will get rid of the smell from within my nasal cavity. FML

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By Preggo - 10/12/2016 01:51

Today, I vomited so hard into the toilet that the water splashed back into my face. I instinctually moved away only to finish puking on the floor. FML

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By all arsed out - 06/03/2016 16:50 - United Kingdom - Spalding

Today, I suffered an uncontrollable sneezing attack. I have the runs. It wasn't exactly as bad as I'd have expected. Just a lot worse. FML

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By sicktomystomach - 02/05/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

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By Ouch - 15/08/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML

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By laurenmichela - 12/10/2015 21:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I coughed so much I threw up, then whilst recovering from throwing up, a fly flew into my mouth and I ate it. I then promptly threw up again. FML

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By monkers - 06/10/2012 07:12 - Canada - Westlock

Today, I have such bad diarrhea that every time I sneeze I poop. I've discovered it's very hard to run to the bathroom every time I feel the urge to sneeze. FML

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By jack the ripped - 30/04/2016 04:38 - United States

Today, while examining my busted nose in the mirror, I had a sneeze attack. Now it looks like someone got their throat slashed in my bathroom. FML

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FernandoTorres_fml 0

Monday 22 February 2010 23:47

I bet your whole life flashed before your eyes when you realised you were about to sneeze.

RainbowPoof 2

Monday 22 February 2010 23:40

Ah, that happened to me when I was little... I still have this weird fear of the blue fruit juice I had been drinking directly before (which was what I threw up), and I won't drink any blue liquids to this day. Of course, mmost blue liquids are cleaning products and stuff, so it's not a huge loss, I guess. I feel your pain, dude. :(

Comments

daniel1_1 13

Monday 22 February 2010 23:52

NO SHIT!

crazed123 0

Monday 22 February 2010 23:54

ugh it happend to me 2 ewwwwww it really does burn and then the smell is awful hours l8r

afatmonkey 0

Monday 22 February 2010 23:56

why? it makes me hungry. especially for starburts. their fruity goodness drives me crazy!

seeimdee 0

Monday 22 February 2010 23:58

Last time I puked... I sneezed, burped, laughed and hiccupped. And I was high as ****, and I ate fruity pebbles. Not a very good vomit source. Ha this should be a fml. MINE! lmfao

seeimdee 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 14:19

15. HAHA! :D

Chunchunchun 3

Monday 22 February 2010 23:58

The hydrochloric acid makes my nostrils BURN. That was a FUN start to 2010...

fmlsrfunny77 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 0:07

I had this happen to me once it burned so bad I was snorting water for like an hour

Spyrunner 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 0:03

Pinch your nose when you puke. I found out that it's less bothersome that way. Also get really drunk, then you don't care if you are throwing up. The things I leaned from a misspent youth...