By mynoseburns - 22/02/2010 19:32 - United States

Today, I sneezed while I was throwing up into the toilet. It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasant when the puke violently shoots out through your nose. FML
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FernandoTorres_fml 0

I bet your whole life flashed before your eyes when you realised you were about to sneeze.

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RainbowPoof 2

Ah, that happened to me when I was little... I still have this weird fear of the blue fruit juice I had been drinking directly before (which was what I threw up), and I won't drink any blue liquids to this day. Of course, mmost blue liquids are cleaning products and stuff, so it's not a huge loss, I guess. I feel your pain, dude. :(

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bigpapi210 0

imagine if you had actually puked through ur ass. : /

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alaroo101 0

Boy have I done that to many a time.

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ramboman19 8

when that happens, always have a netty pot. it's a thing where you stick a spout in one nostril, and it flushes out your sinuses real good. I love it.

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Erniesduck123 0

Bulimic* Dumb b*tch.

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Erniesduck123 0

This happens to me every time I puke. I've never sneezed while I've puked, it is just so forceful that the puke comes out my nose too. I always have to blow my nose after I throw up because there is vomit in my nostrils too.

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jennacide 0

Of course you would know the word for it, thanks for correcting me though. You're such a sweetheart. :)

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brunnette_babe 0

tjhats happened to mr mulyiple tomes y dony have to sneeze tho. it burns and u smell it forever and it gives u a headachr ughhj

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jennacide 0

And how am I a "b*tch". I think I am pretty nice compared to most on the internet.

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