By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML
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beautiful_mayhem 0

Oh to be a fly on the wall when the shit hit the fan! That sucks for you and I'd get myself tested now to be sure he wasn't giving you any "presents" from the other woman!

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mehwhateverr 0

yes, because she's supposed to be a psychic and know he's a cheater, dammit! sarcasm alert. and you're an idiot.

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omgwtflolz 0

well this is FYL but also,you shouldnt be sneaking into his house without him knowing. i bet he came out and called u a creeper and yelled at you but i hope you yelled at him too

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Slightmisshap 0

You should've taken advantage of the situation....Then broken up with him.

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allstar21 0

i still cant belive the chick in bed dint say anything when someone started feeling her up while the guy was in the bathroom

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newbzoors 0

I dont think it was all that right coming into your boyfriends house with no warning. Who says his entire life revolves around you? Maybe he didnt really want to have sex at that specific moment.

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blinkingstarlet 15

who said it was about sex? you can hug a man from behind and touch his chest without it being sexual. i'm sure that's what the OP meant by "feeling up" in regards to the girl. that sucks OP.

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cant_touch_this 0

One thing I've learned...don't sneak into people's houses.

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loosekites 0

that...is..so..*******..creepy?

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brilliantbarbie 0

what is with you people?? It specifically says she let herself in with her copy of the key... if ur gunna bang other biddies on the side, why the hell would u give one the keys to your place??

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Intoxicunt 5

I agree with #107. When you give a key to someone else, that pretty much welcomes them to use it when they want. Otherwise, if you only wanted to see them when you had planned it ahead of time and everything, you would just tell them to knock on the ******* door. That way you wouldn't be surprised. So he must've wanted to be surprised.

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tpag3r 0

this is like that shaggy song.... the moral of the story is never to give other people keys to your house .....wasnt me duhnuhnuh

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dralven 0

YDI for sneaking into his house in the middle of the night. I could love you more than life itself, but I don't want people creeping around my house in the middle of the night.

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sjl89 0

that is kind of weird that you would go in his house in the middle of the night and just go in his bed, but on the other hand he DID give you a key, so what else did he think would happen? i hope you broke up with that douchebag.

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harmony88 0

OP didn't say she snuck in in the middle of the night. I dunno about you, but I'm a big fan of the song "Afternoon Delight."

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