Miscellaneous: Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra...

By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML

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By TasedAndDazed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2013 18:53 - United Kingdom - Congleton

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML

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By anyoi - 25/04/2012 22:43 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML

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By WTF? - 01/04/2011 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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By gabxoxo03 - 10/06/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2012 20:53 - United States - International Falls

Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML

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By jester777 - 22/01/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML

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beautiful_mayhem 0

Monday 17 August 2009 9:29

Oh to be a fly on the wall when the shit hit the fan! That sucks for you and I'd get myself tested now to be sure he wasn't giving you any "presents" from the other woman!

mehwhateverr 0

Monday 17 August 2009 10:28

yes, because she's supposed to be a psychic and know he's a cheater, dammit! sarcasm alert. and you're an idiot.

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invisiblerabbit 0

Monday 17 August 2009 11:37

i like where this is going. did u guys have a threesome after, or just good old girl on girl action?

her22_fml 0

Monday 17 August 2009 12:14

Been there done that... do they really think we won't use that key they give us?

Puolukka 4

Monday 17 August 2009 12:48

That's what I was thinking too...anyone who is stupid enough to cheat while knowing their significant other can walk in any time because they have a key...umm...yea...retarded much?

SimpleSimon 0

Monday 17 August 2009 12:58

Haven't we had this FML before?

Paopu 0

Monday 17 August 2009 13:47

Ouch.

ladywaldo 0

Monday 17 August 2009 13:59

That's when you start grabbing he ****, she plays with your clit, you both get off and kick the dick to the curb!!!!

prshusl0l 0

Monday 17 August 2009 14:20

YDI for being a creeper and sneaking into his house, crawling into his bed and sleeping with "him". :3

n030992 0

Monday 17 August 2009 14:32

haha you should make out with the chick to teach him a lesson. that is soo hot :P

Lucky444 0

Monday 17 August 2009 14:35

Almost sounds as though he wanted to get caught. Maybe he was to much of a pu$$y to tell you he was not happy anymore. Sorry for your luck. Forget him and move on!

plexico 3

Monday 17 August 2009 14:48

What the **** happened between the time you discovered bisexuality and submitting this FML? What did the boyfriend do when he came back? How did the girl like it? I'm guessing since this is an FML, you must have had your ass chewed out (in the bad way) when your little stunt was uncovered. Until the abrupt end of this story, I was beginning to sport major wood thinking how this could have turned out.