Miscellaneous: Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra...

By Anonymous - 16/08/2009 23:33 - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML

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By TasedAndDazed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2013 18:53 - United Kingdom - Congleton

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML

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By anyoi - 25/04/2012 22:43 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML

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By WTF? - 01/04/2011 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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By gabxoxo03 - 10/06/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/04/2012 20:53 - United States - International Falls

Today, I was sleeping in after working a graveyard shift. I awoke to my girlfriend sneaking her stuff out of the house. She planned on leaving her key on my pillow and taking off without any notice whatsoever. FML

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By jester777 - 22/01/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML

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beautiful_mayhem 0

Monday 17 August 2009 9:29

Oh to be a fly on the wall when the shit hit the fan! That sucks for you and I'd get myself tested now to be sure he wasn't giving you any "presents" from the other woman!

mehwhateverr 0

Monday 17 August 2009 10:28

yes, because she's supposed to be a psychic and know he's a cheater, dammit! sarcasm alert. and you're an idiot.

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SquidUlysses 0

Monday 17 August 2009 23:10

He probably came back into the room, saw it, and thought, "Hell yes!" Only question is if he heard one or two, "HELL NOS!"

shmollycoco 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 0:00

I feel bad for you because he's cheating on you, but you did sneak into his place, which is totally a violation of privacy. If you'd caught them out on the street or something I'd really feel for you. But you were both doing something wrong...

caticaticati 3

Tuesday 18 August 2009 0:11

She has an extra key, I would think that he probably gave it to her... therefore giving her permission to enter his home whenever.

leeenerz 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 0:13

ok but i would still find it a bit scary if anyone entered my bed in the middle of the night...just saying

brokensiren 3

Tuesday 18 August 2009 3:47

That is ROUGH. I hoped you dumped has ass.

dumshitz 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 4:31

she was probably just trying to surprise him

theycallmenell 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 4:59

**** eachother and don't let him in on any that'll teach him!

lologirl419 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 6:52

People who say it's her fault for sneaking into the house... WHY? He's not cheating BECAUSE she snuck into the house. He'd still be cheating, but at least now she KNOWS he's doing it and can dump him. Yeah okay, it's kinda creepy, but it doesn't warrant a YDI for the whole situation. Do you know what a cheating guy can do to people's families? Well they obviously didn't have kids or anything, but you get the point...