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Same thing different taste
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Mom of the year
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It's likely either TB or the op got her ass kicked and a rib cracked recently. Either way, the doctor's not going to do much and it's unlikely to become an emergency situation. If it's TB the op might waanna go to the clinic to get a prescription though. They won't issue antibiotics without one here, not sure about there.
Spitting up a bit of blood because of a burst small blood vessel from coughing fits isn't uncommon, and generally isn't serious - when one has a more chronic cough, has constitutional symptoms (i.e. Fever, night sweats, loss of appetite, loss of weight), or the blood is significant (i.e. More than a cup) then one would worry...
Oh, and for the record, TB often causes quite significant haemoptysis (coughing up blood), and that would be an emergency and may require admission to hospital, anti-tussives (cough-suppressants), and even blood transfusion; and coughing up blood after having been assaulted would imply bleeding into the airways and significant injury to lungs and blood vessels - a broken rib causes lung collapse and blood / air in the pleural space, not commonly coughing up blood... Both of the scenarios you gave are quite serious, but also quite unlikely in OPs case - my bet is on a Upper Resporatory Tract Infection or a Bronchitis
What? The old "I am coughing out blood" excuse didn't work to keep you from going to school? It always works for me!
Share us your secret, oh wise god of trickery.
Wow, that's so messed up. If I was on my death bed, my mom would make me go to school. -.-
Cool story bro.
This is what happens when the generation that grew up with _Ferris Bueller_ becomes parents. *sigh*
Dude that is seriously a terrible thing for your mom to do. Coughing up blood and having severe chest pain is bad!
I feel for you OP. My mom sent me to school when I burnt my feet. Boiling hot water + my bare feet = Alot of pain. Had blisters all over and still had to go. Not my best day of school.
Offspring before pets.
Offspring before pets didn't rhyme at all :(
Mine before feline.
Maybe Mr. Meows had the sniffles.. Don't be catty..
Your mom's an asshole. Everyone knows that cats have nine lives.
Well, mAybe it was the cats final life -_-
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Hope you're feline better.
I hope you're alright. :/