By Hungrytoothbrush - 07/03/2012 22:07 - United States
Same thing different taste
By angel grace - 15/02/2018 15:00
By WipeYaBooty - 04/11/2017 15:00 - United States - Franklin
Mom of the year
By Neo - 10/02/2022 16:00
By Lunab123 - 01/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Potomac
Help! I need somebody!
By iappreciatethesentiment - 09/05/2021 17:01
By good husband - 30/04/2013 16:03 - Canada
Man up
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Santa Barbara
By Sam - 09/01/2018 19:00
Great job, Mom!
By BAintShht - 10/02/2023 16:00
By LoveYouTooMa - 20/06/2010 04:11 - United States
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Where they don't accept pets.
Please call 911 i hope this fml is fake because this is actually f***** up.on the other hand isnt it spring break??
my mum always said "are you on fire? no? are there bones sticking out of your skin? no? then you have to go to school." i think that your mum should have let you stay home while she took the cat to the vet, cats cant take care of themselves when theyre sick.
My mother once sent me to school with my left foot held together with a bandage. It had been cut by an axe between my big toe and the one next to it, all the way through down to about four inches along my foot. I got to school, who sent me to the nurse who drove me to Emergency. When mother fails, seek help elsewhere
Ouch! You just made me cringe. But good point to get someone else to help.
...holy ****... -cringes and shudders-
That's a sign good luck
Sounds like pneumonia. I would get someone else to take you to the doctor, as soon as possible! Hope you feel better soon.
We all have made that excuse so lame. She didnt believed lamest excuse of all
Your an asshat!
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Hope you're feline better.
I hope you're alright. :/