Love: Today, I spent 65 dollars in cab fare and skipped half of my...

By x - 05/11/2009 20:42 - Canada

Today, I spent 65 dollars in cab fare and skipped half of my grade 12 classes, including a unit test, to see my girlfriend on our two year anniversary. I arrived just in time to see her kiss her other boyfriend of over a year good bye. FML

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By Voice29 - 26/03/2009 21:11 - United States

Today, I bought my girlfriend two tickets to a Broadway show that was coming through town she really wanted to see. I couldn't attend with her due to work so she said she would take her mom. I found out later she took her ex. Now they're back together, and I paid for the date that made it happen. FML

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Today, I spent 900 dollars on a ticket for my boyfriend to visit me and he missed the flight. FML

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By Fml37 - 20/12/2009 05:13 - Canada

Today, I had to take a taxi to work, because I was pressed for time, and didn't have a ride there. When I got to work, I paid the cab driver, and realized I had spent more money on the cab than I was going to make at work. FML

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IchigoCat 0

Thursday 5 November 2009 23:24

Obviously she's not even worth the 65 bucks

perdix 29

Friday 6 November 2009 0:03

Now that you know your girlfriend is a *****, you need to get your unit tested thoroughly. You have no idea what else boyfriend #2 is dipping his dick into while you are renting your girlfriend's pussy.

Comments

xKrAzYx 0

Friday 6 November 2009 1:31

that's what u get for having a long distance relationship!

LeverPuller 5

Friday 6 November 2009 1:38

Sixty five dollar cab ride is like a thirty minute drive. That's not long distance. Retard.

cheetahboo2010 5

Friday 6 November 2009 1:51

Awh, that sucks. I'm sorry, because I'm guessing that the real FML is that your girlfriend was with another guy, and for so long too. But how could you not have guessed?

SaintJimmy 0

Friday 6 November 2009 2:10

The things you do for love.

urlifeisworse 0

Friday 6 November 2009 2:12

That sucks but get even . Pretend you didn't see anything . Sleep with her best friend then break up with her cheating ass. Let her catch you and her friend together . That way she can feel betrayed as you do now . Good luck .

JohnnyTheFox 0

Friday 6 November 2009 2:28

YDI for ditching important shit at school for her. If you have that kind of relationship, she knows she can probably get away with ******** on you and have you keep running back.

FerrariCake 2

Friday 6 November 2009 2:35

The situation is obvious: you are an idiot and your time would certainly have been better spent in your classes trying to learn something. But at least now you know what 65 bucks in cab fare and surprising your "girlfriend" is worth.