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By Anonymous - 04/10/2011 18:31 - United States

Today, I spent almost $200 on a planetarium show with my boyfriend, who loves astronomy. He said his favorite thing about it was that he could pick his nose without anyone noticing. FML

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By unattractive - 18/12/2010 09:32 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick his nose for him. FML

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By Maria - 14/03/2017 15:00 - United Kingdom - York

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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By cherrycokeee - 06/02/2010 18:29 - France

Today, my boyfriend of two years said he would finally take me somewhere romantic. I spent my day at a Star Wars convention. FML

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By blushingbride - 09/02/2014 21:59 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my husband decided to pick his nose out before he would kiss me. FML

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Today, my boyfriend picked his nose and tried to stick his booger up my nose, claiming that it was time to plant his "seed." FML

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By Laura - 03/05/2012 07:55 - France

Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML

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By louise - 05/01/2012 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

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By anon - 18/03/2011 12:36

Today, I finally got the courage to say to my boyfriend that I feel invisible and ignored. To this he said 'You aren't invisible, I mean, look at that nose.' FML

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By myBFsucks - 05/10/2011 04:16 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies on a date. I went to pay for the tickets when I realized that I didn't have my wallet. Instead of my boyfriend paying, he laughed and paid for his own ticket. Then he went ahead and saw the movie without me. FML

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trollsemen 8

Tuesday 4 October 2011 23:50

Well, at least he didn't wipe it on Uranus.

UnearthlyEnemy 9

Tuesday 4 October 2011 23:49

At least he liked it.

Comments

apdj94 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 7:14

That's what I would have done!

rana109040 3

Wednesday 5 October 2011 7:19

oops... no comments :-)

melissatee 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 7:23

One, that totally sucks. Two, what the hell was he doing with his finger up his nose.

rhoholm 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 7:30

don't worry, he was probably just joking. don't take it hard

wriptidez 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 8:22

next time do a reg movie- cheaper and he can still pick his nose

neowes 1

Wednesday 5 October 2011 8:40

He is a man of simple pleasures. That makes your life easier doesn't it?

EarAcheMyEYE10 2

Wednesday 5 October 2011 9:14

And you stay with him WHY??? "he picks it so good???" Really??? YDI

AngryBeaver32 8

Wednesday 5 October 2011 9:50

Being able to pick your nose in public without anyone finding out? That sounds like a good day to me. You should be glad that you could provide your man with such satisfaction.