By Anonymous - 04/10/2011 18:31 - United States

Today, I spent almost $200 on a planetarium show with my boyfriend, who loves astronomy. He said his favorite thing about it was that he could pick his nose without anyone noticing. FML
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trollsemen 8

Well, at least he didn't wipe it on Uranus.

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UnearthlyEnemy 9

At least he liked it.

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hannahcorrine 0

Everyone can see that

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Love177 5

I love #3's comment! Haha

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taternuts 0

No op, he LIKES astronomy. What he LOVES is going knuckle deep in his nose. Know your boyfriend better

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scottgeo 0

In his defense those shows are usually pretty basic for an astronomy buff. The picking of the nose part - gross and disturbing.

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yankfan89 27

At least all he did was pick his nose and he was not masturbating

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clw1740 0

Next time just watch a star trek marathon with him, he'll probably still beam his finger up his nose though.

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Nhori 0

Whoa awesome profile pic

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JinxosGirl87 0

You might have thought he was rubbing your back lovingly, but he was just wiping his boogers on you.

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Scar_loves_you 0

He's a keeper ._.

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