By poomaster - 22/11/2010 02:33 - United States

Today, I spent an hour at work trying to make a tortoise poo. When he finally did, I was so excited and felt pretty triumphant. Then I realized that my job was to make animals drop their load. FML
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pwincessa23 1

awww. poor u. well think about it this way: @ least u have a job!

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JustKeepBreathin 0

That's kind of...weird. WHERE THE HECK ARE YOU EMPLOYED?!?

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Thiri 0

how do you make a turtle poo?

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RedPillSucks 31

Same way you make Winnie Poo?

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randomtwig 0

obviously you're stupid not realising this before

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Illyssa_fml 4

#37 haha that was really weirdly written..but school isn't a market, and not everyone has to pay for student loans..some people get scholarships or Financial aid or grants..it's not that hard to get those. and colleges give you more than enough time to figure out your major. And Op as long as you're getting paid right?

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hcovballer247 0

Stinks...literally

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RedPillSucks 31

Am I the only one who remembers when "dropping your load" meant ejaculating? I thought OP was some weird turtle pimp. Instead OP's into turtle hentai.

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xxsilverfitexx 0

destonerock- you really must have no life then to sit here and try and ridicule people. clearly you didn't go to school because you have so much free time to rant about how college is not the way to a good life. hey guess what I went to school and I'm 19 years old and I'm probably making more money than you are. maybe I didn't go to a big time college but I did get an education and because of that I can get plenty of jobs. college is not only to help get you a job it's also in introduction to living on your own. it's a way to socialize so while your sitting at home playing with yourself the rest of us are living it up, and making friends. btw you can be pretty and be smart. so before you have a hissy fit because some one made a comment and your mad because you could never get a girl like that, think maybe if I went to college I could meet someone! so **** off loser

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sweetsimple101 0

Wtf does that have to do with trying to make a tortoise s***???? lmao

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