Money: Today, I spent eight hours cutting, curing, and aligning on the...

By Beefy Man - 13/05/2016 07:33 - United States - Lehi

Today, I spent eight hours cutting, curing, and aligning on the racks, six months worth of beef to be dried for some tasty jerky, only to find out my dehydrator is broken beyond repair, and would cost as much to fix as the soon-to-spoil meat that I bought. FML

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Today, I replaced the broken hot plates in my stove, only to realize that something else is broken, and it's still is not usable. I had to change it all back before I could even heat dinner. This was after I had carried the thing up and down the stairs by myself, and spent an entire afternoon cleaning it. FML

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Friday 13 May 2016 14:51

If it were me, I would try to get the dehydrator fixed before the meat spoils, even though it is expensive, because you will probably need it in the future

farmgirl98 14

Friday 13 May 2016 14:46

That's a major bummer, but with all of that careful preparation why didn't you check over your equipment ahead of time? FYL

Comments

zealove 7

Friday 19 August 2016 14:23

The only logical solution is to find (even if it is credit) the money to fix your dehydrator. This way you'll only lose those money, and not even lose them as you'll be left with a working machine. Otherwise you'll lose double that amount. Also you can try and sell some of the beef in another form of preparation.