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By Beefy Man - 13/05/2016 07:33 - United States - Lehi

Today, I spent eight hours cutting, curing, and aligning on the racks, six months worth of beef to be dried for some tasty jerky, only to find out my dehydrator is broken beyond repair, and would cost as much to fix as the soon-to-spoil meat that I bought. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2012 05:22 - United States - Tucson

Today, I bought some beef jerky. As I put the first piece in my mouth, I thought to myself, "Wow, this is tough enough to break a tooth." It was. FML

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Today, I was working in a deli when I cut more meat than I intended; I basically removed my fingerprint via the deli slicer. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2018 03:30 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my sister put a piece of leather in my homemade beef jerkey to prove a point. I ate it. FML

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By jules - 01/03/2023 12:00 - Germany

Today, I replaced the broken hot plates in my stove, only to realize that something else is broken, and it's still is not usable. I had to change it all back before I could even heat dinner. This was after I had carried the thing up and down the stairs by myself, and spent an entire afternoon cleaning it. FML

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28actress 22

Friday 13 May 2016 14:51

If it were me, I would try to get the dehydrator fixed before the meat spoils, even though it is expensive, because you will probably need it in the future

farmgirl98 14

Friday 13 May 2016 14:46

That's a major bummer, but with all of that careful preparation why didn't you check over your equipment ahead of time? FYL

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ssnow_fml 20

Friday 13 May 2016 15:28

Sucks bro.

factjack 2

Friday 13 May 2016 15:33

You can make jerky in your oven. A video at Facebook.com/orlandojerky shows you how.

demix_fml 32

Friday 13 May 2016 15:40

Get the BBQ out and your friends round or start cooking it in the oven . I hope you work something out op.

trucker2 33

Friday 13 May 2016 15:45

Time to buy a new one.....

samwilliams800 28

Friday 13 May 2016 16:00

Do what I do, get a few cellophane furnace filters, not the fuzzy ones, and a box fan, layer the meat between the filters, stack on the fan, secure with bungee cord, turn it on high and by the end of the day you'll have some tasty jerky. I learned this trick from Good Eats with Alton Brown.

SquiddlySpooch 11

Friday 13 May 2016 19:57

And that's why Alton is the god of food.

miina_xo 7

Friday 13 May 2016 16:01

guess your dehydrator is being a jerky

mds9986 24

Friday 13 May 2016 18:06

Looks like it's family steak night. Or month.

Gromann 9

Friday 13 May 2016 19:36

Set oven to 170, leave door slightly open, boom, instant dehydrator.

H4H 15

Friday 13 May 2016 19:41

I had a similar problem with my uncles dehydrator. Take it apart and sell the parts to save and get another one, if that's not possible, there are some stores who can dehydrate and salt your meat in Utah. Good luck OP