Money: Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML

By bobbeta30 - 11/01/2012 16:33 - United States

Today, I spent five dollars on a virtual cat. FML

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bobbeta30 14

Saturday 14 May 2016 5:35

i'm the OP, I just stumbled upon this FML after over 4 years.. I'm pleased to announce that I've moved on from spending $5 on virtual cats to over $300 on virtual anime girl cards. and I have 2 real cats now. don't let your dreams be dreams, guys

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deviable 9

Wednesday 11 January 2012 19:02

Why not just give a real one a home and adopt?

jackassiddy 8

Wednesday 11 January 2012 19:04

I'm guessing that's not the type of pussy you thought you were paying for?

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mrs_cundiff 9

Wednesday 11 January 2012 19:17

..is there any reason you bought the cat?!

OfficeNinja 5

Wednesday 11 January 2012 19:22

For another $5, I'll sell you a virtual litter box. Virtual litter, virtual cat food, and virtual cat toys are extra - of course.

moop256 10

Thursday 12 January 2012 6:41

What about virtual catnip?

ninjuh_wingman 29

Wednesday 11 January 2012 19:25

Sounds like a sound investment. Was it a Neopet?

KiddNYC1O 20

Wednesday 11 January 2012 19:33

Could've spent it on a virtual girlfriend.

hardonforjesus 10

Wednesday 11 January 2012 19:35

Noone made you, therefore YDI.

screamo_neve 12

Wednesday 11 January 2012 19:38

You got yours for $5?! Dammit... I payed $15...

biggestfan23 11

Wednesday 11 January 2012 19:39

Wow I'm sorry but that's pitiful

Kerryann122 3

Wednesday 11 January 2012 19:40

Dude that sucks Im so sorry!

immaMonsta 8

Wednesday 11 January 2012 19:48

I guess you were cheated into getting the wrong pussy.

baxminc 8

Wednesday 11 January 2012 19:58

wow that sad, maybe do some outside activities :)

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