Kids: Today, I spent over 20 minutes trying to convince my daughter... - FML

By peonypiney - 03/11/2011 19:32 - United States

Today, I spent over 20 minutes trying to convince my daughter that the word she was trying to use was "Back-pack" and not "Back-back". I never convinced her. She is 16 years old. FML

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peonypiney 6

Friday 4 November 2011 1:56

This is my FML. YES, she is extremely blonde and believe it or not, a straight A student. I have never noticed she said it that way before until she had it written down. I've never caught it because we usually say "Book Bag". Her older brother finally convinced her through mockery and laughter.

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McMike10 1

Friday 4 November 2011 0:50

Is she that dumb?

Vanbilsen 4

Friday 4 November 2011 0:50

Shes obv not the brighest crayon in the box

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Rmco13 0

Friday 4 November 2011 4:28

I call mine a pack-pack

lolmigosh 15

Friday 4 November 2011 4:36

Your daughters a retard

chessamarie 0

Friday 4 November 2011 4:51

It's a back back in my eyes and I'm 18

hatersgunnahat 0

Friday 4 November 2011 4:59

When I was little I called it a "pack-back" ;D

nicolebarker 0

Friday 4 November 2011 5:36

Fays mean

j_cat187 19

Friday 4 November 2011 6:01

At least she didn't call it a black-pack

djth3t4ank 4

Friday 4 November 2011 6:26

I've always wondered what kind of people they were picturing when they decided to put instructions on soap.

bfsd42 20

Friday 4 November 2011 6:38

Well, she is your daughter. Didn't she learn from you?

bfsd42 20

Friday 4 November 2011 6:38

Well, she is your daughter. Didn't she learn from you?

ktzoeyquincy 0

Friday 4 November 2011 6:53

Have her watch some Dora the explorer

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