Night terrors

By Tanisha Skye Regeling - 11/06/2020 23:02

Today, I woke up with a headache and a bruised forehead after my husband full-force elbowed me in the head last night in his sleep. It wouldn't be so bad, except for the fact he has zero memory of doing it. FML

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By oliver - 27/01/2016 12:02 - United States

Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away, and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. FML

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By Ugh - 15/02/2011 17:10 - United States

Today, after struggling for hours to fall asleep with my husbands rather rattling snoring, I finally managed it... only to be rudely awakened an hour later by my husband elbowing me in the face in his sleep. FML

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Today, my husband smacked me quite hard, and I have a black eye as a result. It's not a case of a domestic abuse, it was 100% unintended because he was sleeping and had a really bad dream that made him swing his arm. He's feeling bad about it, and I would laugh it off, but I have an important meeting tonight. FML

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By das_shizzle - 05/05/2020 23:00

Today, I woke up to my husband trying to bite my forehead in his sleep. My response? I slapped him hard in the face. What a way to wake up. FML

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By pizzafaceinc - 02/03/2010 02:24 - United States

Today, I woke up with a headache. My girlfriend said it might be from the night before, explaining she punched me while I was sleeping because I was snoring in her ear, and she dreamed a bee was attacking her. I'm not sure if I'm more concerned that she punched me, or that it didn't wake me. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2018 19:00

Today, I fell asleep on the couch and my boyfriend thought it would be cute to carry me to bed. He knocked my head on the door frame and I pretended it didn't hurt because he felt so bad, but I shouldn't have. I was rushed to the hospital hours later with a concussion. FML

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By randomguy - 09/07/2012 15:09 - United States - Saylorsburg

Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML

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By Innocence - 13/02/2015 17:33 - United States - Amelia

Today, my husband fell asleep while cuddling. I didn't want to wake him, so I lay there for ages, trying to fall asleep. Just as I finally dozed off, my leg uncontrollably jerked and hit him in the nuts. He's convinced I did it deliberately as revenge for an argument we had 5 days ago. FML

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By DravensMommy - 06/08/2009 19:22 - United States

Today, I woke up with a black eye. Why? My husband was having a dream where he was fighting somebody and wound up punching me in the face in his sleep. I had a very important job interview this morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/08/2013 18:11 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I had a dream in which I was being mugged. I started fighting the muggers off, while in reality, my fist smacked my wife in the face. Now she has a black eye, nobody believes my story, and they think I'm a wife beater. FML

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bobsanction 18

Thursday 11 June 2020 23:31

You remember everything you do in your sleep? Cus, that's not normal.

adjwejaelwkdc 21

Friday 12 June 2020 3:52

Why is it worse because he doesn't remember? I would think it would be MORE of an FML if he DID remember doing it. Especially if he followed it up with, "And I did it on purpose."

Comments

bobsanction 18

Thursday 11 June 2020 23:31

You remember everything you do in your sleep? Cus, that's not normal.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 12 June 2020 0:11

It's good he has no memory of it. Otherwise, he'd go to jail.

keye2hisheart 1

Friday 12 June 2020 20:14

🤣😂🤣😂

adjwejaelwkdc 21

Friday 12 June 2020 3:52

Why is it worse because he doesn't remember? I would think it would be MORE of an FML if he DID remember doing it. Especially if he followed it up with, "And I did it on purpose."

keye2hisheart 1

Friday 12 June 2020 20:13

so that's what he says....... 😂🤣😂🤣

Paul Rushing 21

Sunday 14 June 2020 5:54

It would make it less painful if he remembered doing it? Weird logic there

Tanisha Skye Regeling 15

Friday 19 June 2020 23:37

ok here, to explain why it sucks, is he was claiming he didn't do it because he didn't remember it. But once he'd fully woken up he apologized because he'd remembered waking up half asleep after elbowing me.