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By unaware - 19/09/2012 04:14 - United States - Columbus

Today, I spent ten minutes looking for my cell phone in the dark, only to realize the light I was using was my cell phone's. FML

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By Username - 09/06/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 15:54 - United States

Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my cell phone, while holding it up to my ear and talking to my friend about my plans tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2017 23:42

Today, I was the last to go upstairs, so I had to turn off the lights. My tired brain decided to use my phone flashlight to check if all the lights were out. FML

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By lunchbox2353 - 30/07/2019 02:00 - United States

Today, for 20 minutes, I watched my girlfriend use a mini flashlight to look for her keys in her purse. The flashlight was on her key chain. As were her keys. FML

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Light bulb moment

By stupid!!! - 02/09/2020 19:58

Today, my lamp wouldn’t turn on. I spent a good 10 minutes looking for a replacement bulb before I thought to check if it was plugged in. It wasn’t. FML

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By Jocelyn - 25/11/2012 07:12 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was walking home, when I realized I didn't have my phone on me. After retracing my steps, I realized that I'd been listening to music from my phone the entire time. FML

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By PEGASISTER FOR LIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEE!!!!! - 08/06/2012 21:30 - Mexico

Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML

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By nerderer - 30/04/2015 18:48 - United States - Duluth

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML

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On the run

By Allen - 05/01/2010 06:40 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got halfway to the airport when I realized I'd forgotten my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport, only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then, my pocket vibrated. FML

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thatpeachyperson 12

Wednesday 19 September 2012 12:01

It's a blonde moment, we've all had one.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Wednesday 19 September 2012 12:04

I've been looking for mine all over...only to realize I was talking on it. :p

Comments

SWhimsynBubbaS 14

Wednesday 19 September 2012 22:03

I do that with anything! Looking for my sunglasses? On my head...trying to find my headphones? In my ears... You just forget what your actually doing sometimes, we all do it :)

ballbearing 10

Wednesday 19 September 2012 22:17

Yep! I was sure I'd lost my phone and was complaining to my boyfriend when he pointed out I was speaking to him on it. Dumb dumb dumb'

vorspiel 17

Wednesday 19 September 2012 22:24

Haha, I want to call you an idiot but I guess we've all done stupid things like this :')

doglover100 28

Wednesday 19 September 2012 22:31

We've all done things like this.

tootall2breathe 8

Wednesday 19 September 2012 22:42

Ive lost all hope for humanity now.....

SSx0x25 0

Wednesday 19 September 2012 23:45

lmao!

AlphonsoFMLtimes 4

Thursday 20 September 2012 4:41

You feel extra Guh... Don't you?! Haha I know youu wassss blownnnnn!

WiNDBlaZeXD 5

Thursday 20 September 2012 5:11

Doing this isn't shameful... That is until it is known you did this for ten full minutes.

FalconSam1414 19

Thursday 20 September 2012 5:27

Once I spent a few minutes in desperate search of my glasses, and then I realized just as I was getting really pissed, they were on my face. Guess I didn't notice that my vision had improved for a few minutes lol.