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By unaware - 19/09/2012 04:14 - United States - Columbus

Today, I spent ten minutes looking for my cell phone in the dark, only to realize the light I was using was my cell phone's. FML

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By Username - 09/06/2011 18:30 - United States

Today, I spent fifteen minutes looking for my phone in my car before I realized I was using it as a flashlight. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2011 15:54 - United States

Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my cell phone, while holding it up to my ear and talking to my friend about my plans tonight. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2017 23:42

Today, I was the last to go upstairs, so I had to turn off the lights. My tired brain decided to use my phone flashlight to check if all the lights were out. FML

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By lunchbox2353 - 30/07/2019 02:00 - United States

Today, for 20 minutes, I watched my girlfriend use a mini flashlight to look for her keys in her purse. The flashlight was on her key chain. As were her keys. FML

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By stupid!!! - 02/09/2020 19:58

Today, my lamp wouldn’t turn on. I spent a good 10 minutes looking for a replacement bulb before I thought to check if it was plugged in. It wasn’t. FML

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By Jocelyn - 25/11/2012 07:12 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was walking home, when I realized I didn't have my phone on me. After retracing my steps, I realized that I'd been listening to music from my phone the entire time. FML

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By PEGASISTER FOR LIIIIIIIIFFFFFEEEEE!!!!! - 08/06/2012 21:30 - Mexico

Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML

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By nerderer - 30/04/2015 18:48 - United States - Duluth

Today, after frantically searching my house and office and calling every place I'd visited in the last 24 hours, I finally found my phone in my fridge. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2013 07:02 - United States - San Jose

Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML

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By Allen - 05/01/2010 06:40 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got halfway to the airport when I realized I'd forgotten my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport, only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then, my pocket vibrated. FML

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Wednesday 19 September 2012 12:01

It's a blonde moment, we've all had one.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Wednesday 19 September 2012 12:04

I've been looking for mine all over...only to realize I was talking on it. :p

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HunterAlpha1 8

Thursday 20 September 2012 21:51

that's ok OP, i've used my flashlight to look for my flashlight on many occasions.

missdee23 2

Thursday 20 September 2012 22:10

I've done that before too!! Don't feel bad. :D

Pullie 3

Tuesday 25 September 2012 15:02

it happened with me to, once .

maybso 0

Wednesday 26 September 2012 11:07

i bet youve called your phone from your phone looking for your phone move..... done it :/

mookiemookie01 24

Monday 1 October 2012 23:32

"Text me when you find my lost phone"

phatway12 13

Thursday 13 June 2013 13:51

That's technology for you haha

XxWolfyGirlXx 16

Wednesday 24 July 2013 22:45

I was skating at night once and was using my phones flashlight t

fantasyworld 37

Friday 29 August 2014 15:29

We've all done that.

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