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By la poisse - 19/11/2008 05:59 - France

Today, I spent the night in hospital. As soon as I was alone, I writhed and twisted in all directions in my attempts to pee in a bottle left precisely for that purpose. It was at that moment that the doctor, a good-looking guy, came in. My legs were spread wide and I was right in the middle of doing my business. FML

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Today, I was at work at my local hospital. I went to the toilet to empty my bladder; the door was half open so I assumed it was empty. Upon opening the door, I was greeted with a half naked old man, who then yelled at me and violently shat himself, all over the walls and floor. FML

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By slaughterteddy - 20/07/2016 23:23 - United States

Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML

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By Hot Pants - 01/12/2011 17:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I went into hospital and was being treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here, I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well, at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML

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By NoPeeGiven - 14/04/2013 05:10 - United States - Palatine

Today, I had to go to the clinic for a physical. The nurse asked me for a pee sample; however, I had no urine to give. After 20 minutes of standing at the stall I was able to squeeze half a cup of pee. As I approached the sink to cover the sample, I somehow managed to drop it all over myself. FML

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By analbel - 05/11/2018 12:00

Today, I had to get a urine analysis done for my doctor. I take medicine that makes me a little shaky sometimes. Guess who spilled their pee all over themselves while trying to put the lid on. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2025 11:00 - United Kingdom

Today, holding my teenager's hand at the hospital, I unfortunately had a front row seat as a nurse manipulated his penis trying to pop a ball bearing out of his urethra. He had been curious to see if it fit. It did. And no matter how hard he tried he couldn’t pee it out, so off to the hospital we went. FML

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By digressions - 29/12/2011 19:01 - Canada

Today, I tore a muscle in my back. At the hospital, I was prescribed some pain medication. My husband got me settled at home, with everything I needed within reach, and left for work. As I picked up the bottle to take the first pill, I knocked it on the floor. It rolled under the couch. FML

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By johnny121 - 01/01/2010 19:14 - France

Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML

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By Aciliveth - 10/06/2010 16:07 - Canada

Today, I had to get an ultrasound, which required me to drink 3 glasses of water beforehand. The doctor said I had too much and told me to go pee out just a little and come back. It took a lot of effort to hold the rest in. The first thing she did when I got back was press on my abdomen. I peed myself. FML

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By Shock - 21/03/2016 20:12 - United States - Littleton

Today, while working for a hospital security company, I had to assist in restraining a male patient while the nurses put a catheter in him. All I will say is that it looked like a worm trying to swallow a straw. FML

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roseglass6370 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 6:28

Doctors don't care. Happens all the time. Trust me, I work at a hospital and see AT LEAST 5 of these kinds of things a day...if not more.

junkinmahcranium 0

Sunday 28 June 2009 3:53

Don't they knock anymore? All those other people saying "don't worry, he's just a doctor" bother me. Yeah, maybe HE's not embarassed, but she just got walked in on peeing. Going to the bathroom is oddly personal and private, and since it's gross, not exactly something we want to share to the world. Very sorry for you, OP. D:

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ronmascara 0

Tuesday 30 June 2009 3:58

well said, 12.

regalitofatal 0

Sunday 16 August 2009 8:58

HAHAHA!! oh man.. that's such an FYL

Buddha_Mike 0

Saturday 22 August 2009 20:50

I call that an opportunity! I mean, if he found you attractive it probably wasn't that bad of a situation for him as it was for you.

MrsDysprosium 0

Friday 23 October 2009 7:24

I'm going to school to be a nursing assistant and every skill that we do we have to knock on the door before we enter.

iloveloosy12 0

Wednesday 9 December 2009 5:00

lol it's all good. if anyone, a good looking doctor would be the least uncomfortable to be in that position with

vampiregal16rulz 5

Sunday 3 January 2010 15:53

Unless I'm confused you didn't have to stay in bed, why not go to the bathroom, even if you are in terrible pain they will make you go, I should know I've had five operations and each one I hated going to the bathroom, just be thankful you didn't have a catater in. They suck worse then what your post described.

Izabushel 65

Monday 28 January 2013 0:26

Even if they had not had an operation, they could easily have had an Intravenous line in providing medication/fluids or a monitoring device which makes it impossible to get up because you are basically tied down. They could have been in for fainting, in which case they could not get up. Whatever the case, they should have left a bedpan, not a bottle, because even with the female attachment they leak. I have been a nurse for nearly 20 years and I have never given a female patient a bottle to pee in while they were on bed rest. The only explanation I can come up with is they were not in bed, but had been given a bottle to do a urine test and the Dr walked in on them trying to do the sample in the bathroom.