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I'd recommend the Francis Dolarhyde approach which involves pretending to commit suicide in front of a blind person and then having them feel somebody else's corpse.
Just as long as OP has a spare corpse lying around that she isn't using, it sounds like a great plan.
Faking your death is actually a crime, so probably not the smartest idea. A protective order would get the job done without the legal implications
What!? It is?! Vsauce lied to me!
try the witness protection program
Grow a pair. It's not that hard.
watch out, we've got a badass over here.
Uhm, why is she stalking you?
You can always just move...
I saw how this person used mum in their thing. Then I saw Australia.
???
Three words: restraining order now.
watch Gone Girl for inspiration
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If it's truly that bad, you should consider a restraining order instead of taking measures as extreme as faking your own death.
She'd find you eventually if it is that bad