By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 08:17 - Australia

Today, I spent two hours researching ways to fake my death, just so I can escape my crazy, overbearing stalker of a mum. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 543
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Same thing different taste

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If it's truly that bad, you should consider a restraining order instead of taking measures as extreme as faking your own death.

She'd find you eventually if it is that bad

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I'd recommend the Francis Dolarhyde approach which involves pretending to commit suicide in front of a blind person and then having them feel somebody else's corpse.

Just as long as OP has a spare corpse lying around that she isn't using, it sounds like a great plan.

countryb_cth 38

Pretty sure I have one she can use. Got to dig it up though, may take some time he's in there deep.

Faking your death is actually a crime, so probably not the smartest idea. A protective order would get the job done without the legal implications

mds9986 24

OP is female, so not only is that hard, it's physically impossible.

I saw how this person used mum in their thing. Then I saw Australia.