By broken - 23/09/2016 01:52 - United States - Arcata

Today, the guy I'm seeing told me, "I've always loved you as a person.... but not in any other way." While he was inside me. FML
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gracehi 31

At least he doesn't love you as a perfectly grilled steak. Then you'd be inside him and not in a fun way.

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Enslaved 36

Well, look on the brighter side, at least did didn't say "I hate every bone in your body except mine."

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fmypatheticlife 15

There's a time and a place to say that— sorry it had to be there, OP.

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gracehi 31

At least he doesn't love you as a perfectly grilled steak. Then you'd be inside him and not in a fun way.

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Lalala579121 27

Would you prefer he love you as a cat or a chimpanzee?

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Enslaved 36

Well, look on the brighter side, at least did didn't say "I hate every bone in your body except mine."

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CliffyB03 28

I hate that I love this

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Dat_Class_Tho 26

There are so many FMLs about people making life-changing or relationship-ending confessions during sex. Why do people EVER think that's a good idea? Is it just because they think that's the only way to have your full attention for an important announcement? A simple "we need to talk" would have sufficed. ****.

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Tripartita 44

My guess would be that it has something to do with the chemicals released in the brain during sex. If I'm not mistaken, they're on par with those stimulated by regulated drugs. I was in a similar situation to the OP's partner and wound up confessing my love to somebody. Granted, I genuinely loved them and had been trying to figure out how to say it for weeks, but I didn't expect it blurt it out… mid thrust.

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Tripartita 44

Could you please change the sixth to last word from "it" to "to"? I managed to miss it during the edit time.

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interesting33 36

Leonard in Big Bang Theory did this too. Can I ask how it went down - feel free to tell me I'm being too nosy and to butt out!

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gracehi 31

Yeah, I had to make a conscious effort not to tell my husband I loved him during sex when we first started dating. It was true and it turned out the feeling was mutual, but I still think it would have been super awkward. It's cool now that I can say, "I love you" to him any time and it's not awkward. Well, it's still a little awkward when he answers, "Dammit, Grace, I was sleeping."

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Tripartita 44

#15, they reciprocated and it was pretty magical. Definitely a memory to hold on to… were somebody trying to remove memories from my mind, I guess.

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Jdgreen429 13

I wouldn't hold your breath waiting for his call

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RichardPencil 30

That's why I don't talk about feelings during sex. I stick with subjects like math, "fun facts" and limericks. Funnily enough, I don't get much "repeat business", if you know what I mean.

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Kittyphysics 21

really?! sounds like a good time to me. did you know that kangaroos are lactose intolerant? the dialtone of an average u.s. home phone is in the key of "f".

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latenerd 11

God, I'm sorry, OP. That's brutal. He sucks as a human being; at least now you can move on and find someone better.

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lestatsbride 3

why do people drop bombshells like that while they're having sex? seriously there isn't a better time to say "I want to break up" then when you're in the middle of sex??

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