By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 08:17 - Australia

Today, I spent two hours researching ways to fake my death, just so I can escape my crazy, overbearing stalker of a mum. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 543
You deserved it 2 861
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

Soninuva 41

If it's truly that bad, you should consider a restraining order instead of taking measures as extreme as faking your own death.

235 2
pirup 13

She'd find you eventually if it is that bad

174 2

Comments

laurelfire 15

Australia's massive OP, I'm sure there's somewhere you could move to where she'd have a hell of a hard time finding you.

1 1
worldclassrager 39

Since when do parents do not stalk their children?

2 4
Onoconah 11

that's your mother dude! she gave birth to you, brought you into this world! if you're under the age of 18 then get over it but your above 18 and have moved out... fake your own death

0 8
HadleyTCanine 15

Giving birth to someone doesn't entitle you to be allowed to emotionally abuse them to your heart's content.

3 0
NattyMojo 4

I'm right here with you. it seems there is no escape

0 0
Erksangel 25

That is pretty messed up...

0 0
SAGARCo 19

There's probably a reason she's so overprotective; maybe she had a friend who's child died. Besides, be glad you have a mom.

0 5
Matteo_G 16

i've been there too, you have to make her understand that there's a limit. i mean ok they do that because they are worried for us and stuff but too much is never good. and she'll get that eventually in the hard way when you'll be pissed enough as it happened for me. i'm sorry, FYL

0 0
Death546 25

I feel sorry for you if it's really that bad. Get a restraining order and call the cops if she doesn't follow the rules.

0 0