By jcdc - 20/05/2012 15:03 - United States - Georgetown

Today, I spilled boiling water on my legs. A coworker told me that putting mustard on the burn would heal it. I ended up at the emergency room. When people walked by I could hear them say "it smells like hot dogs". FML
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mpsteve137 15

Duh it didnt work. You forgot to add the mayonnaise.

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perdix 29

People like hot dogs. You may have found a quick, but painful way to improve your social life.

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GVirdi 11

Woah woah woah... Perdix actually got under 50 thumbs up?!

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perdix 29

Yesterday, I got about a hundred thumbs down and death threats;)

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CrassKal 27

Having googled it, some people believe it to work.

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Jumpingmal2 7

And those people are what we call " crazy "

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Enslaved 36

Ummm putting cold water on it probably would have been the best thing. Reminds me of the old saying "Yo momma is so easy, her legs spread like mustard". *but expect a slap if those words are spoken*

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ArtemisLee 0

I wouldn't listen to him in the future!!!

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Alex1014 0

Should of added some ketchup and mayo

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RedCrow 0

Now I'm just waiting for a guy to come by and say " I'd put my wiener through those buns." Sorry! Couldn't help myself.

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groupleader 7

You should have put either instant coffee or hot chocolate drink mix on it, yummy. Those old home remedies are priceless.. I once convinced a female coworker that grape juice will remove all stains from light colored clothing. Stupid bitch.

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thisone2 4

Now we know what hot dogs are made of... And sorry OP, that sucks :(

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darthzerg 7

Idiot, does that even sound like a good idea?

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