By jcdc - 20/05/2012 15:03 - United States - Georgetown

Today, I spilled boiling water on my legs. A coworker told me that putting mustard on the burn would heal it. I ended up at the emergency room. When people walked by I could hear them say "it smells like hot dogs". FML
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mpsteve137 15

Duh it didnt work. You forgot to add the mayonnaise.

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AwsumShyGuy 12

I'm surprised you mustard the pain long enough.

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villalobos 1

what?! MUSTARD?! soo stupid...i wouldnt do that if that happen to me.

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L_Lovegood 19

How does turning yourself into a hot dog help cure burns?

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lexieloumommy2 6

I've worked in kitchens for 10 years and burned myself many times. Mustard, no matter how outlandish, does help. So does pickle juice, and tomato juice.

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Labrie 1

I don't know where you people took your first aid training but as paramedics we are supposed to dress all burns. Depending on severity we use wet or dry dressings. Or a dry on top of a wet dressing if we are worried about heat loss.

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TreySongz911 0

Mustard works. I've never used it on a water burn, but with grease burns, it works great. Something I learned from my old jobs in the restaurant business.

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lainzilla 14

From everything I've ever read, mustard seals the burned spot, prevents the heat from escaping and just makes it worse because it stays hot. :|a

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pinchebenjamin 2

Mustard works.

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booklover428 19

Your from Texas. It should've been barbeque sauce. I'm a Texan, so I know.

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