By jcdc - 20/05/2012 15:03 - United States - Georgetown

Today, I spilled boiling water on my legs. A coworker told me that putting mustard on the burn would heal it. I ended up at the emergency room. When people walked by I could hear them say "it smells like hot dogs". FML
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mpsteve137 15

Duh it didnt work. You forgot to add the mayonnaise.

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BelleIsa_fml 6

If your coworker seriously thought it would help, I don't see why this is a FML

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gloria89108 1

Rotflmao !!! Not at the fact that you hurt yourself !!! It's just the way you told the story !!! I hope you feel better soon !!!!

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doumtabarnack 12

Just so you know in the future, aloes heals burns, not mustard

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SluggerJ 7

Your an idiot for listening to your co-worker OP.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I wouldn't challenge someone's intelligence while making myself look like an illiterate chimpanzee.

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elmousey 5

Right, since you have to be an English major to know things are idiotic. Why just the other day I was thinking how stupid it would be to pour acid in my eyes. But then I remembered I am bad at writing, which makes that argument false.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Oh yes, let's all tiep lyke tis 2 cal oter peple stoopeed, ten we wil shew tem how smarty we r.

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RKD 23

Oh, man, hope it gets better soon-that must be agonizing-the only (though painful) upside is, the more it hurts, the better it is, because that is a shallower burn! Good luck!

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SexiMamita91 3

My grandma always used to put either tomato sauce, ketchup, or toothpaste if I got burned.

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chipperj6 4

Now all you need is some relish

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Chris9154 6

Ydi for being dumb. Why would mustard help? Cool water my friend

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wbaca8 0

Hey! Mustard works! It works wonders when i am cooking at my job.... Idk what kind of mistard you used but my burns stop hurting almost immediately

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