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By Anonymous - 01/01/2009 05:23 - France

Today, my girlfriend has big fake boobs, but gets offended when I tell her how much I like them. FML

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By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/04/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got the breast implants she's been wanting for the last 5 years. When I went to pick her up at the hospital she said, "Maybe I can find a guy with a real job now!" I paid for her fake tits. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2010 01:17 - United States

Today, I was depressed because my boobs are really small for a 20 year old woman. To make me feel better my boyfriend said, "As long as they're bigger than mine." They weren't. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, my boyfriend compared my boobs to a flat tire. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2020 22:36

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML

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By yerface - 13/02/2009 03:52 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2015 22:33 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2014 17:14 - Canada - Waterloo

Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML

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By Anonymous - 25/05/2013 23:12 - United States

Today, one of my boyfriend's friends commented on how small my boobs are. My boyfriend defended me, saying it was only because I was wearing a sports bra. I wasn't. It was the push-up bra he bought me. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2022 05:01

Today, my girlfriend of two years took offense to a "That's what she said joke", and blew up, saying she doesn't like those jokes. She thinks that she is the "She" of the jokes every time I guess. I tried explaining how the jokes work, but she wouldn't believe me. She says that I'm just lying. FML

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Thursday 12 March 2009 17:20

While she is sleeping try to cut them off and if she catchs you go WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

ell3x0 0

Friday 20 March 2009 20:21

sounds like your girlfriend has a big self-esteem issue.

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csigabajnok 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 6:20

Geez, this is so absurd I'm beyond words!

nursejadams 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 19:25

what do you expect? You're dating a girl who's insecure enough to need fake boobs. Insecure usually comes with crazy, stop complaining about it

ryry013 6

Sunday 3 June 2012 19:24

"Do you like my new boobs?" "Yeah" "STOP STARING, YOU'RE SO MEAN"

Thrice 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 17:20

While she is sleeping try to cut them off and if she catchs you go WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME

Sidneh 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 1:04

#11 FTW! HAHAAHAHA

BurnDammit 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 22:18

XD hahaha omg that's hilarious

pdoom 0

Monday 16 March 2009 1:04

that IS ridiculous. sorry, guy, enjoy them in silence then!

GraphicArtsP7 0

Friday 20 March 2009 18:06

Shut up. your FML is terrible . stop posting themm....now....bitch..

ell3x0 0

Friday 20 March 2009 20:21

sounds like your girlfriend has a big self-esteem issue.

ledzeprules 0

Monday 23 March 2009 2:51

ha what dumb broad

mellowyellowww 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 18:36

yeah :( girls with fake boobies are the most insecure girls of all. waaatch out.

tdawgheath 0

Monday 20 April 2009 20:42

I don't like fake boobs...

heidi101 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 20:22

hahaha

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