By sofuckingembarassing. - 11/02/2013 19:19 - United States

Today, I spoke to my crush for the first time, and after a while he asked for my number. Ecstatic, I took the first piece of paper I saw out of my purse. I wrote it down and gave it to him, but he handed it back and said, "You might need this." It was an appointment card for my therapist. FML
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DocBastard 38

"Oh, that! I'm in therapy for my nymphomania." He will call. I guarantee it.

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ICastillo 24

Well looks like your going to need a session after this huh?!?

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MaydayParadexx 18

Therapy is nothing to be ashamed of, I don't know why you'd feel embarrassed.

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1PersonIsMyWorld 22

Ya I agree but some people relate therapy to insanity or instability... So in that case it would be embarrassing if they made that assumption.

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littlemonster94 15

People go to therapy all the time. It's nothing to be ashamed of.

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JR_Goes_Rawr 11

Better than an appointment card to the gynecologist to treat an infection. Plus who doesn't like a girl with a little crazy in her :P

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TurquoiseJesus 15

Depending on the type of crazy, I would guess most people.

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Silent_Thrill 17

Like 28 said, it depends on the kind of crazy. Crazy fun as in they are loony in a funny hyper way is all good. Crazy as in "if you ever get close to another girl I'll make sure no one will ever get to see you ever again" is not good. Woah, got a little to personal there!

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GothickNihilist 15

^I thought of Gasai Yuno from mirai nikki when I read your comment.

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TheOnlyX 11

I don't think anyone from these parts knows what that is.

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KrazyKatz3 26

I mean even if she's the bad kind of crazy at least she's getting help... that's gotta be good right?

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unknown_user5566 26

If he was actually interested in you in the first place, it's possible that you can still win him over. Just give it a few days and try talking to him again; hopefully he's mature enough to realize that therapy doesn't necessarily mean that you're crazy.

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shark_girl 9

Therapist doesn't necessarily mean crazy--plenty of people see a therapist just to deal with everyday stress.

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CrookedCook 14

Nothing to be ashamed about for going to therapy, many people attend it for countless reasons. Maybe not the standard first impression, sure, but hopefully you weren't judged too negatively for it.

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doglover100 28

There's nothing wrong with seeing a therapist

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perdix 29

All guys know the crazy ones are the wildest in the sack. You are a genius!

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AngelSpit 18

And at least he knows this ones crazy from the get go and not the "I hope I find out she's nuts before my testicles end up pickled in a jar" hidden kind of crazy

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DumbingOfAmerica 9

Does anyone really write their number down anymore? Isn't just taking out your phone and puting in your contact the norm now. Besides, many people go to therapy these day. He doesn't know any of your problems or how "bad" they may be. If he faults you for that, then move on.

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