Love: Today, I spoke to my crush for the first time, and after a while...

By sofuckingembarassing. - 11/02/2013 19:19 - United States

Today, I spoke to my crush for the first time, and after a while he asked for my number. Ecstatic, I took the first piece of paper I saw out of my purse. I wrote it down and gave it to him, but he handed it back and said, "You might need this." It was an appointment card for my therapist. FML

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By sad - 24/04/2009 08:18 - United States

Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML

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By 987564 - 22/02/2009 07:24 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was talking to my crush about making the soccer team. Excited, he congratulated me and asked for my number. I gave him my cellphone number. He laughed and said "your jersey number". FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 04:24 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I worked up the courage to give a guy my number. I wrote it down on a piece of paper, tore it in half and gave it to him. Later, I noticed I'd given him the wrong, blank half. FML

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By Anon - 14/08/2016 10:58 - United States - Tracy

Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML

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By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2012 07:32 - Australia

Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML

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By hihipanda - 30/08/2009 12:58 - Singapore

Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML

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By pimpdaddyX - 22/09/2012 16:22 - Malaysia - Shah Alam

Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML

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Nice guy

By Anonymous - 18/09/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2011 23:30 - United States

Today, a girl I've been crushing on for over a year finally gave me her number. I lost the note at home, but found it a few hours later. I excitedly called, only to find she'd written down the number for the local Pizza Hut. FML

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Meshidaru_fml 7

Tuesday 12 February 2013 1:15

Tell him it's for the other you.

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 12 February 2013 1:20

"Oh, that! I'm in therapy for my nymphomania." He will call. I guarantee it.

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strangeite 4

Tuesday 12 February 2013 15:36

Nothing wrong with having a therapist. If he stays away from you because of that he probably wasn't worth your time

lazy_girl 12

Tuesday 12 February 2013 16:38

If I ruled the world, I'd make everyone attend mandatory therapy; it's really nice to sit and talk with someone who has a professional and objective point of view on all your life's problems :) I'd recommend it to anyone, too bad it's just so damn expensive!

SoultheWolf 19

Tuesday 12 February 2013 21:59

I seriously don't get why you can have a crush on someone if you haven't even spoken to them before...

ouibijou 15

Wednesday 13 February 2013 3:46

Who cares?

sux4u121 10

Wednesday 13 February 2013 17:16

61, a gynecologist card would have been far better than this, going to the gynecologist is a good thing that all healthy women do.

bwinski 19

Friday 15 February 2013 20:18

Perfect reference to another post!

Special_Psycho 8

Sunday 17 February 2013 20:28

Hey, maybe the guy was being nice to you. Nice guys do exist still; just ask my girlfriend! ^_^

The_Mr_Troll 14

Sunday 1 September 2013 7:28

Am I the only one who sees that as he was looking out for you and thought that card might be important? If he thought you were crazy I don't think he would've asked for your number...