Miscellaneous: Today, I sprained my wrist playing Guitar Hero. The ER doctor...

By Slash - 16/06/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I sprained my wrist playing Guitar Hero. The ER doctor called all of his coworkers in to hear my story. They all laughed. FML

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Zer0de 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 1:25

Haha wow. You rocked too hard

yme 0

Wednesday 17 June 2009 2:07

sprained it on easy, that's y they laughed

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HanaHan 8

Monday 19 December 2011 8:38

I imagine it was suppose to be funny, but the art style has made it really cute >.<

caseDL6 12

Tuesday 27 December 2011 3:00

the illustration reminds me of ouran high school host club.

miss_reader 4

Friday 30 December 2011 6:37

how sad the guy had to go to hospital.

justinhere 3

Thursday 5 January 2012 4:48

Awesome illustration, I'm sorry though...

Dino_Danielaaa 5

Sunday 29 January 2012 0:03

thats so cute. and the drawing's cute too

simsimma88 0

Thursday 19 April 2012 16:41

Weird that you sprained your wrist playing that.. Lol Very unprofessional doctor if he did that though

SkoomaKi 27

Tuesday 8 May 2012 1:32

You played Free Bird by Lynard Skinard didn't you? Yeah that song is a bitch to play the whole way through.

rulingtomax 0

Monday 28 May 2012 23:46

Been there endless setlist on Rock band was actually hard

Spillif 4

Sunday 3 June 2012 3:10

also watch out for carpal tunnels if you play too much xbox that can ruin you

clm123455 14

Monday 4 June 2012 8:43

Next it'll be rock band! :)

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