Transportation: Today, I spun off the road and into a ditch. The insurance company... - FML

By merp. - 02/02/2013 06:57 - United States - Wausau

Today, I spun off the road and into a ditch. The insurance company told me I'd have to wait an hour, as they had other cars to tow first. I had to pee so badly that I resorted to using the only thing I had in my car: a plastic bag. That's when I got a knock on my window from the tow truck driver. FML

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By someone - 09/12/2013 12:59 - United States - Mogadore

Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML

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By neverforgetyourphone - 05/03/2015 01:18 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I got into an accident. As I was talking to a police officer about what happened, the tow truck driver managed to take my car and drive away, leaving me with no phone or wallet. I just spent an hour walking home in a hail storm. FML

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By MERRY FUCKMYARSEMASS - 26/12/2013 20:39 - United Kingdom

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By dirk855 - 18/01/2009 10:29 - United States

Today, I crashed into a ditch on my way home from work. I had to walk 2 miles in -25 below zero weather before I could pick up a cell phone signal to call a tow truck. When I got back to my car, a cop was waiting for me with a ticket for leaving the scene of an accident. FML

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By poopy pants - 08/04/2013 01:47 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I was driving home from a friend's house after a night of partying. Suddenly, I had to poop worse than I ever had to in my entire life. The pain was so bad I had to pull over and pretend to be checking my tires while I let out the entire contents of my bowels onto the road. FML

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By teebs - 14/01/2020 20:00 - United States - San Leandro

Today, on my way for a vacation, my car started misfiring, so I called a tow truck. Forty minutes later, the tow truck arrived. He then said that he had just gotten another priority call, so he was leaving, and someone would be back in another hour to get us. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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LovesSushi 25

Saturday 2 February 2013 11:53

Why would you not just pee outside? I would do that before I would use a plastic bag.

maz95 17

Saturday 2 February 2013 11:54

Well I honestly think being caught changing a tampon on a highway is worse. But yes, FYL OP.

Comments

skysull19 4

Sunday 3 February 2013 2:57

Why didn't u get out the car and pee in the ditch or something!

Inked0803 12

Sunday 3 February 2013 5:59

Sometimes those hilarious moments just create themselves haha

pasha92 5

Sunday 3 February 2013 12:52

I would have just peed outside

Hammer01 8

Sunday 3 February 2013 20:23

That is why you should always have a Pull Up in the car.

SmosherMe 6

Sunday 3 February 2013 21:56

...Eww.......

kemando 22

Wednesday 6 February 2013 4:09

I love it when relavent fml's are next to each other lol

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