By merp. - 02/02/2013 06:57 - United States - Wausau

Today, I spun off the road and into a ditch. The insurance company told me I'd have to wait an hour, as they had other cars to tow first. I had to pee so badly that I resorted to using the only thing I had in my car: a plastic bag. That's when I got a knock on my window from the tow truck driver. FML
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LovesSushi 25

Why would you not just pee outside? I would do that before I would use a plastic bag.

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maz95 17

Well I honestly think being caught changing a tampon on a highway is worse. But yes, FYL OP.

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MyNameIsViet 15

First an fml about peeing, then about a tampon, then were back to peeing again.

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Damian95 16

The moral of these FMLs is when you gotta go, you gotta go.

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counterfit 10

Not if he's into that kind of stuff...

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SmosherMe 6

Unrelated to the FML... but I love BVB and AA, also.

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LovesSushi 25

Why would you not just pee outside? I would do that before I would use a plastic bag.

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Enslaved 36

It's 10 degrees in WI. At least in her car she could keep the heater on. :P

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cupcakechick 17

and maybe he was trapped inside, he did land in a ditch

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cuddly_scorpion 4

Ooooo, 10 degrees. Where I live it's a -47 windchill, which probably explains how I can be so cracked in the head and have a woefully misplaced sense of superiority over foreigners. I truly suck as a person. Bury me.

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andyyroxx 20

21- Notice it was a female. Plus I highly doubt she would be stuck in the ditch herself.

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TheGodDamnJoker 9

Considering she's a female I'm actually quite surprised she was able to pee in a bag! unless of course it was really big. Either way OP made that tow truck man's day.

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maz95 17

Well I honestly think being caught changing a tampon on a highway is worse. But yes, FYL OP.

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Vimy 6

Poor trucker though, twice now he's seen em. F his life.

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mb2_native 15

Would be funny as hell if it was actually the same guy wouldn't it?

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60cent 7

It is both u have a bad luck and u deserve it !

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andyyroxx 20

She deserves it for having to pee at an inconvenient time in the winter?

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mb2_native 15

Either hover, or lean against a tree if its a girl and just whip it out if its a guy (I'm on the app so I don't if it a he or a she).

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ShyAnn29 14

55, I'm on the app too, and it shows the symbol for female in the right hand corner

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Enslaved 36

The expression "Caught with your pants down" applies here! :O

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rhysfucker 24

He should be thankful you didn't smack him with a used tampon. *edit*. 3 beat me.

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27BronxBombers 12

Actually, he's into referencing FMLs prior to this one :P

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oj101 33

Do you happen to be related to the girl who changed her tampon in her car?

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maz95 17

#11 - that's the joke. Genders don't matter. It's the fact that both people were caught doing something pretty similar..and totally unhygienic in my opinion.

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fadingaway 17

Can women not be related to other women?

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andyyroxx 20

I'd think not. Mothers and daughters are but a mere illusion, it seems.

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Kalipczo 21

Well that's pretty uncomfortable and embarrassing..also I'm trying to figure out how you peed in a plastic bag.. We're you sitting? Where did you put your legs? Lol

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bspiper87 7

Welk if it was a grocery bag the legs could have went through.the holes.on the handles

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andyyroxx 20

Because that would make the urinating much more effective right?

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buckdharma 36

Op had roadside assistance. You're in good hands with Allstate.

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buckdharma 36

#16- Op had roadside assistance. You're in good hands with Allstate.

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buckdharma 36

#16- Op had roadside assistance. You're in good hands with Allstate.

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buckdharma 36

Op had roadside assistance. You're in good hands with Allstate

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