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By screwedfortheweek - 28/01/2016 23:39 - United States

Today, I started a new job. After being trained on several obscure computer programs I'm expected to use in just one day, my new boss informed me she's going on a week long vacation starting tomorrow. She's the only other person who knows how this program runs. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2010 01:34 - United States

Today, I began training my replacement at work. She's a senior citizen. She got excited when I taught her how to highlight text on the screen and double-click the mouse because she "never knew how to do those fancy tricks." The job is entirely computer-based. I have to train her for 6 weeks. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2016 01:29

Today, I'm starting a new job. Only problem is, I haven't been told what my duties are, who my line manager is, or who to ask if I need help. FML

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I got this!

By promoted - 20/12/2010 05:29 - Australia

Today, my boss quit his job and stopped coming in without warning. Guess who just inherited his tasks and responsibilities without the training or pay associated with his manager role. I was hired last year as a junior system admin. FML

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By Frustation - 30/07/2012 13:00 - United States

Today, I started my new job, and was introduced to my colleague. She seemed old and quite experienced, so I thought she was going to teach me. I was wrong. It turns out I'm a replacement for her daughter, who used to secretly do all of her work for her because she has no idea how to do it herself. FML

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By ineedaraise - 15/07/2015 01:04 - Canada - London

Today, after nearly two months of working at my new job, one of my co-workers finally explained to me that the list of tasks that our boss gives me every day are actually HER duties, and as I complete them, she just sits in her office and watches Netflix. FML

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Overly enthusiastic

By Dan the man - 08/10/2024 00:00 - Canada

Today, I excitedly got ready for my first day at my new job. I arrived on time, dressed up, only to find out they meant next Monday, not today. My new boss just gave me a weird look and said, "See you next week?" FML

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By toomuchwork - 13/09/2018 01:30

Today, as I was leaving for a 2-week vacation after working my ass off for 2 years, my area manager handed me a project. It's a 3-week job, and he told me he needs it when I get back. FML

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Get cracking

By goingdownhillfast - 12/04/2017 02:00

Today, after getting her "out-of-office" email, I realized that my coworker is on vacation this week. We're doing our final presentation for a major project on Thursday, and she hasn't finished her part. I guess I won't be sleeping this week. FML

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Now hiring

By BossLady - 05/01/2022 08:01

Today, it's my first day as the boss, after waiting months for this promotion. Today is also the day my replacement, who I trained for three months, quit. Now I've got two jobs for the price of one. FML

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By Screwed - 01/05/2017 14:00

Today, I was informed that- despite an already skeletal staff- my supervisor is leaving the company. Tomorrow. FML

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weird_adult 27

Friday 29 January 2016 9:39

You, dear op, Have just entered the expert level of the game. Only the strong survive

laurenemilyy 17

Friday 29 January 2016 9:45

That was harsh of her. Although I'm sure you will learn the program's well if you have to use them without help for a week. Think of it as a learning opportunity OP!

Comments

Mike_Oxhard 14

Friday 29 January 2016 16:12

If you can't remember the instructions you were told on how to operate the program(s) you should have recorded her instruction on a voice recorder or you should have made a list/manual.

mrjiggles1992 18

Friday 29 January 2016 19:28

Best way to lear is trial by fire! Same thing happened to me at my job. Tbh it was the best thing that happened to me. Zero to hero in a week.

FailStaff 15

Friday 29 January 2016 20:12

Which program? Unless it's a highly involved system like the UNIX OS or SAP, there should be an in-program guide and online options

slavka012 11

Friday 29 January 2016 20:56

Did your both developed the program himself?

Emirac 10

Friday 29 January 2016 21:27

I read that the way it was mistyped, with a speech impediment.

slavka012 11

Friday 29 January 2016 23:15

that was "Did your boss develop the program himself?"

dumplings525 9

Friday 29 January 2016 21:10

public class FML_comment { public static void main(String[]args) System.out.println("that's rough"); }

zainman13 26

Friday 29 January 2016 21:29

Java the hat developer .

JKPwnage 27

Friday 29 January 2016 21:14

Google will be your savior.

zainman13 26

Friday 29 January 2016 21:31

Outsource it to Pakistan! We have IT experts here

Etweens96 25

Friday 29 January 2016 21:38

In sorry to hear that op! I took an animation figure class and the teacher didn't teach us a single thing. We were all basically chickens running around without our heads (I dropped it because the software crashed on my laptop and he refused to help) I hope things will turn out ok in the end op!