By involuntary waxing - 15/01/2012 09:00 - Canada

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Today, I started a new medication, not paying much notice to the one side effect: "unusual vaginal secretions". They're unusual alright, they glued my underwear to my skin. FML
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cartmen73 0

Yikes! Don't get glued to a partner!

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Enslaved 36

Blah! Peeling undies off your body doesn't sound fun. Sorry. >.

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Savra_fml 17

A medication I took had "sudden death" as a side effect (although rare). Still, as nasty as it seems, I would prefer yours, well, the equivalent for a guy, to that any day. FYL for as long as you need to take your meds!

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MerrikBarbarian 9

Not really. Lots of Meds have death listed as a side effect. Usually under the serious side effects to let your doctor know if you experience. XD

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xNephilim 18

"Doctor, I experienced one of the side effects of your meds today." "Which one?" "Sudden death." "Well, whatcha still doing here? Go head into the light!"

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bustub2 8

Get in a warm bath with you undies on to avoid a tearing the flesh from your naughty bits.

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DocBastard 38

Are you on Mirena, Keflex, or Tamoxifen? Talk to your doctor. There are very few medications for which there is no alternative.

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cinderella10383 6

Keflex has an alternative it's just a low dose penicillin med.. I know this because I'm allergic to Keflex but can take penicillin.. It's the inactive ingredients in Keflex

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DocBastard 38

No, Keflex is not a "low-dose" anything. It's one of the cephalosporin antibiotics, which are in the same class (beta lactam) as penicillin. And my point wa that most drugs, Keflex included, DO have alternatives.

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TexasMud 8

I would start containing this substance and sell it as homemade glue!

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kendraexismoore 0

Bahahahaha.!:)

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perdix 29

Rx: Commando Remove underwear from affected area until condition subsides. If Walgreens or CVS won't fill that prescription, go to your local bar and you'll find many guys who will, plus you'll get some free drinks!

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cinderella10383 6

Remove underwear??? Think about what will happen to her pants especially if they are jeans! I would much rather get in a warm bath with undies on to unstick myself than jeans lol

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perdix 29

Common sense would dictate that she should wear short skirts while the condition persists.

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diva1998 8

Then it would get all over the floor.

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perdix 29

Yes, but mopping floors is less painful than peeling stuck underwear off your genitals. Unless you are a masochist who really hates housework.

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lexybunny555 1

And common sense would show that if she wasn't wearing any underwear, the substance would then be all over her legs. She wouldn't get anywhere looking like that..

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kookylocka 0

Another side effect is that you'll save on waxing

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ladyLALAA 28

If I were you I would just be wearing a skirt for a while. Preferably something that falls at ankles. Avoid the pain again ha

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Johnny6speed 0

Umm, I would advise against that for the simple fact that I think that the "unusual vaginal secretions" have a particularly potent scent. I would keep that shit covered if It were me and I had a vag and it had unusual stuff coming out of it. That's just me though.

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