Intimacy: Today, I started a new medication, not paying much notice to...

By involuntary waxing - 15/01/2012 09:00 - Canada

Today, I started a new medication, not paying much notice to the one side effect: "unusual vaginal secretions". They're unusual alright, they glued my underwear to my skin. FML

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By stinky car - 16/08/2013 03:18 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I went on a new medicine. One of the listed side-effects was "anal seepage" and I spent the better part of the day laughing with my coworkers about how it's "not a real side-effect". I found out that it really is while stuck in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the way home. FML

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By darthinvader - 16/07/2010 00:17 - United States

Today, I took some new allergy medicine I had never tried before, and I didn't bother reading the side effects. I then went to school. It was almost an hour before dismissal when I had felt a warm feeling on my legs. One of the side effects to my new medicine was bladder control problems. FML

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By ouch - 20/12/2011 12:46 - Australia

Today, I'm on a medication that really dehydrates my skin. I thought split lips were the worst side effects. Other split orifices make a trip to the toilet a literal pain in the arse. No sign of stopping in the near future. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2010 13:25 - United States

Today, I was given new meds, and apparently my body doesn't understand the difference between "may cause stomach upset" and "you will crap yourself as you have an orgasm while having sex with your boyfriend." FML

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By TooQuick - 27/04/2016 12:19 - Mozambique - Maputo

Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML

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By full bladder - 28/04/2015 22:39 - United States - Valrico

Today, I found out my anti-depressants are super-effective. So effective, they affect things they aren't even supposed to. Like my ability to pee. FML

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By NotSoSick - 12/02/2010 05:11 - United States

Today, my doctor put me on some extra strength antibiotics for an infection. On the label it says "WARNING: may cause Diarrhea"... 'may cause' is a funny term... this is the second time I've sharted in my pants today. FML

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By Khagen - 27/01/2021 05:01

Today, after two rounds of antibiotics, I got a yeast infection. My husband started calling me "Yeasty." FML

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By It burns down there - 11/12/2018 17:30

Today, I used a new fragrance-free hypoallergenic laundry detergent for my underwear, as I have sensitive skin. I got a rash. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/01/2019 12:00 - United States - Arcade

Today, I woke up with a horrible UTI after having sex with my fiance the night before. I went to an urgent care to get antibiotics as my primary is closed. Turns out, I'm allergic to condom lubricant. Now everytime I pee, It not only burns, but smells like a nasty condom... FML

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Sunday 15 January 2012 16:39

Yikes! Don't get glued to a partner!

ICATiger 13

Sunday 15 January 2012 16:44

That's a sticky situation

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GoW_Chick 14

Sunday 15 January 2012 20:58

That is one of victoria's secrets I didn't need to know.

Not_You_Again 15

Monday 16 January 2012 3:24

HAHAHA if I could favourite your comment I would!

_MidnightLuna_ 17

Sunday 15 January 2012 21:14

Thank you for making me vomit all over my keyboard.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 15 January 2012 21:33

OMG everyone is saying this is gross but I'm sitting here cracking up! And I'm a female! lol Sorry to hear about that OP, my goodness what kind of medication are you on that your underwear sticks to your crotch skin? YOUCH! I hope you shave, pulling your underwear down might be even more of a burden otherwise. :o Oh, and the way this was worded was equally amusing. :D

The_Hitdude 12

Monday 16 January 2012 4:28

Maybe that's why you're cracking up. Because you have a ****** aswell. I'm a guy and in no way do I find this amusing. It's actually pretty disgusting. Not gonna lie, did a little baby barf in my mouth...

MrsWojtowicz 16

Tuesday 17 January 2012 8:47

Taurus_ChicKa, did you catch OP's name? It's involuntary waxing. Haha. And hit dude. . . Women DO have bodily functions, ya know? Ever read the book "Everybody Poops"? We burp, fart, poop, menstruate, pick our noses, sweat, have discharge (and yes, under certain circumstances, it can be "unusual"), and oh so much more. It's called being human. Grow up.