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By anonymous - 05/01/2013 16:16 - United States

Today, I started charging my phone in the car during a family road trip. The car recognized my iPhone as an MP3 player and started playing the audio from the porn video I watched before we left. Everybody heard. FML

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By Shrekkk - 02/07/2019 06:14

Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML

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By Bluetooth Connection - 01/10/2018 03:00

Today, I sat in the bathroom on my phone to rub one out after a long day. Wanting to hear the action, I upped the volume until the sound was low enough for me to hear, despite the volume being near max. I continued until I realized my phone was connected to my headset outside near my family. FML

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By someoneneedsassistance - 24/04/2015 15:07 - United States - Woodford

Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed help, only to see the guy was jerking off to something on his phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2013 19:07 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2014 21:32 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML

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By ConfusedDad - 29/12/2013 07:01 - United States

Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML

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By acnecream - 03/05/2013 13:23 - Finland - Kinnulanlahti

Today, I was hitting on a cute girl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opened Safari on my phone. It opened to my video from Pornhub I watched yesterday and started playing, on full volume, through the entire bus. FML

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By Embarrassed - 11/02/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail. FML

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By Ryan - 01/09/2022 21:00 - Canada - Quesnel

Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/09/2014 13:17 - United States - Fort Myers

Today, I had to take my husband's laptop to University for an in-class exam. I opened the screen, and loud porn started to auto-play. The silence in the class was deafening as I tried to make it stop. FML

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Saturday 5 January 2013 19:11

It's hard rock that makes you rock hard! Hehe

TheChiver 7

Saturday 5 January 2013 19:11

For your sake I hope it wasn't tentacle ****....

Comments

Olivia_73 4

Saturday 5 January 2013 21:57

Thats pretty embarrassing and awesome lol! I wonder how parents reacted!

rkmn8r 6

Saturday 5 January 2013 22:29

do you mean, erected?

flutter4 7

Sunday 6 January 2013 21:05

Eeww

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Saturday 5 January 2013 22:16

And then what happened...

BeachGirl27 23

Saturday 5 January 2013 22:20

That was a bit daft of you but still, pretty unlucky all the same!

rkmn8r 6

Saturday 5 January 2013 22:25

At least it wasn't Two Girls One Cup......right?

The_F3rris 11

Saturday 5 January 2013 22:25

It makes sense. No time or privacy to jerk one out on the road with the fam. Still say ydi for not being more ninja lol.

simoncat 11

Saturday 5 January 2013 22:29

Claim it is Katy Perry's new single.

Jezzikah 11

Saturday 5 January 2013 22:37

love how there is 69 fyl on this

holagranola 15

Saturday 5 January 2013 22:41

Was it the music to 2 girls 1 cup?

KaiCer0 8

Saturday 5 January 2013 22:54

As long as it didn't include furries than you're good

Eivana 37

Saturday 5 January 2013 23:09

Yeah, mistakes like that, sadly, are easy to make. Don't sweat it... Things like that happen. Just let it be a lesson and be more careful and don't beat yourself up over it.