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By anonymous - 05/01/2013 16:16 - United States

Today, I started charging my phone in the car during a family road trip. The car recognized my iPhone as an MP3 player and started playing the audio from the porn video I watched before we left. Everybody heard. FML

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By Shrekkk - 02/07/2019 06:14

Today, I accidentally connected my phone to my mum's headphones while watching porn. FML

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By Bluetooth Connection - 01/10/2018 03:00

Today, I sat in the bathroom on my phone to rub one out after a long day. Wanting to hear the action, I upped the volume until the sound was low enough for me to hear, despite the volume being near max. I continued until I realized my phone was connected to my headset outside near my family. FML

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Today, I couldn’t find my phone as I left work, but knew it was on me since CarPlay connected. Later, the music cut out speeding up onto the freeway. I then recalled placing it on the roof as I loaded up the car. FML

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By someoneneedsassistance - 24/04/2015 15:07 - United States - Woodford

Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed help, only to see the guy was jerking off to something on his phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/10/2013 19:07 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came into my room, looked at my laptop, and said he could hear the porn I was watching all the way from his room. I wasn't watching porn. We soon realised it was actually coming from his mobile phone. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2014 21:32 - United States - Grand Prairie

Today, I was using my phone while in a crowded waiting room, and I accidentally tapped on a YouTube video with the volume still at maximum. The first words everyone heard? "Fuck her right in the pussy!" FML

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By ConfusedDad - 29/12/2013 07:01 - United States

Today, I went to my bedroom for some alone time while my daughter watched TV. I didn't realize that my iPad was still connected to the Apple TV, until I hit play on some porn and heard a scream from the other room. FML

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By acnecream - 03/05/2013 13:23 - Finland - Kinnulanlahti

Today, I was hitting on a cute girl on the bus. It was going well, and she gave me her name to add on Facebook. Since I didn't have the app, I opened Safari on my phone. It opened to my video from Pornhub I watched yesterday and started playing, on full volume, through the entire bus. FML

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By Embarrassed - 11/02/2009 01:46 - United States

Today, I was in the car with a group of my girl friends discussing sexual experiences when I looked down and realized my Blackberry had dialed the family I babysit for and had left a five minute voicemail. FML

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By Ryan - 01/09/2022 21:00 - Canada - Quesnel

Today, after getting off the phone with a client, I got horny so I put on some porn and cranked one out. After I'd finished, I realized I hadn't ended the call and neither had my client. They heard everything. FML

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Saturday 5 January 2013 19:11

It's hard rock that makes you rock hard! Hehe

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Saturday 5 January 2013 19:11

For your sake I hope it wasn't tentacle ****....

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Futacy 29

Sunday 6 January 2013 0:58

OP: I love technology. It's so perfect, so reliable, so--- OH SHIT!!!

Crzysht96 3

Sunday 6 January 2013 1:13

Psh congratulations, you should do it again! Lmao!

woolymittens 11

Sunday 6 January 2013 1:28

Awkward turtle..

fatcow282 8

Sunday 6 January 2013 2:36

Gotta love technologie

eddietol 1

Sunday 6 January 2013 3:29

howd u forget to delete your history?!

Stix89 2

Sunday 6 January 2013 3:34

I wonder if this was the dad or who it was lol.

FlyingPie 17

Sunday 6 January 2013 4:21

I bet they got a charge out of that.

SneezyC 15

Sunday 6 January 2013 5:27

Did your uncle by any chance, spam you with friend suggestions on Facebook? Those friend suggestions being people he met on **** sites? Hmmm.....

Shmatterhorn 38

Sunday 6 January 2013 6:31

A definite YDI for not exiting the porno before going on the trip.

roninvamp 4

Sunday 6 January 2013 6:44

Always check your stuff before plugging in

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