Health: Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe...

By Rayvyn - 21/10/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML

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By Etta - 04/03/2017 22:00 - United States

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By All the ills - 15/02/2016 20:32 - United States - Geneva

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By negativesoup - 10/11/2016 18:44

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By jnisla - 11/10/2013 22:44 - United States - Conway

Today, I had horrible morning sickness, but being starving, I had some canned soup. My husband soon came into the room and commented on how the leeks in the soup looked like chunks of vomit. The visual caused me to vomit all over the table. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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By Sickie. - 02/09/2010 16:03 - United States

Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:35 - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

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By eeeee - 14/06/2012 20:40 - United States

Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML

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By sicktomystomach - 02/05/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

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By Ouch - 15/08/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML

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clockworkrainbow 3

Wednesday 21 October 2009 23:11

Gross. Sick stomachs don't like noodles. Bananas, rice, applesauce, or toast is your best bet for eats. Sorry you're sick, OP. I feel your pain. 2 weeks lying in bed for me. Not really an FML but, it still sucks a little bit. Get well now. :}

evil_bunny 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 23:13

dude do you not chew your food?

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nirvan5a 1

Thursday 22 October 2009 0:39

damn, u should recycle that extra noodle from ur nose.

Mikeyyy 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 0:39

hahahahhahaha

Tamara2011 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 0:53

Ok not going to lie that's gross but cool :) happens i guess should of ate that could old chicken noodle... smaller noodles :)

Tubasaurus 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 1:07

I've had chunks of onions and broccoli come out my nose. That is awful.

madaddicted 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 1:08

omfg...rofl.. noodles came out of your nose? thats disgusting

CaptainPat 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 1:16

chew your food, silly.

movies12 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 1:36

Chocolate milk once came flying out of my nose..... it was NASTY! :() OP that is suckish. Hope u feel better! :)

Bloodknight 22

Thursday 22 October 2009 1:50

Bwaha, that happened to me before. Felt so damn weird, lol!

Mx_Rider 6

Thursday 22 October 2009 2:25

o come on stfu "fake"

TAST3MYRAINB00Wx 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 2:30

dumb fml once again oh no, soup out of your nose? what will you ever do? get ovet it. this isnt fml worthy! NEXT

the_stereotype 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 2:43

are you kidding? that's got to be painful having it come out of your nose btw, what is up with the all these fmls with sick people?

Tungmup 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 10:06

If it was chilly ramen, the nerves in your nose are incredibly sensitive to chilly, and your windpipe too, i've been unfortunate enough to experience both, its almost as bad as a real burn.

Improbability 0

Thursday 22 October 2009 14:14

Chilly? I bet it's pretty windy, too, what an awful combo. Chilly and windy noodles. At least it wasn't snowing! :P Seriously though, Ramen is NOT a good sick food. Probably makes you think of chicken noodle soup, right? Except Ramen isn't mild. The seasoning is enough to kick up my heart burn on some days, so I can't say it would be my first thought for a sour stomach.