Health: Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe...

By Rayvyn - 21/10/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, I started feeling sick to my stomach. I tried to soothe it with some Ramen, which helped for a while. Later on, I felt worse and threw up the soup. Noodles came out of my nose. FML

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By Etta - 04/03/2017 22:00 - United States

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By jnisla - 11/10/2013 22:44 - United States - Conway

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2009 19:40 - United Kingdom

Today, I had a terrible stomach bug. I quickly jumped off the toilet and crouched over the bowl. I vomited with such force that I splashed the shitty water back into my face. FML

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By Sickie. - 02/09/2010 16:03 - United States

Today, I had a stomach virus. I tried to make myself throw up to feel better. My long nails sliced open my throat from the inside, and I threw up blood. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/09/2010 02:35 - United States

Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML

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By eeeee - 14/06/2012 20:40 - United States

Today, my morning sickness was so bad that I threw up everywhere, just from thinking about the pretend meal that a kid had made for me. FML

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By sicktomystomach - 02/05/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

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By Ouch - 15/08/2009 07:51 - United States

Today, I was very sick and kept throwing up. I took a shower after every time I threw up. While in the shower after I threw up, I had to throw up again, so I got out and ran to the toilet. I slipped on the tile, broke my nose on the floor, and then threw up. FML

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clockworkrainbow 3

Wednesday 21 October 2009 23:11

Gross. Sick stomachs don't like noodles. Bananas, rice, applesauce, or toast is your best bet for eats. Sorry you're sick, OP. I feel your pain. 2 weeks lying in bed for me. Not really an FML but, it still sucks a little bit. Get well now. :}

evil_bunny 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 23:13

dude do you not chew your food?

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Stand_Up 0

Friday 30 July 2010 18:24

$(-)¡* happens. Haha. I've done that before. It is NOT fun. ):

xDisasterous 0

Thursday 28 April 2011 0:29

......i litterly was about to post this o.o

ambeeelove 0

Wednesday 13 July 2011 15:28

happened to me before too. lls. shit sucks && is gross hehe

tatababe 1

Tuesday 26 July 2011 9:12

83- ramen is 10* awesomer than you ever will be

nosferatu4444 10

Monday 22 August 2011 14:26

I WANTS:O that sounds awesome

paigee1234 0

Monday 26 March 2012 7:44

Ouch :( food coming out of your nose hurts so bad! Especially oatmeal. I've only ever had noodles come out of my nose when I swallowed funny because I choked on a mouthful of noodles before I'd had time to chew. But seriously chew your food. Why would u sow noodles whole? It'll probably make u full after as well. But aside from the fact that it's ramen and that will only make u feel worse, not swallowing your food is probably a contributing factor to the vomiting.