By Anonymous - 05/04/2012 01:41 - United States - Lindale

Today, I started my brand new job. I was late because while repairing my favorite pair of high heels, I got Superglue in my eye. They had to scrape my cornea and I have to wear an eye patch. I'm now the "New pirate" in the office. FML
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LaColombianita 26

That sounds very painful! But pirate isn't that bad of a nickname.. At least they didn't call you cyclops or something like that lol.

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froggeh 4

tell em to give you the loot!

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courtneeymac 4

How stupid do you have to be to get superglue in your eye ?

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funkthat26 2

For some reason I read "brand new job" as "*******". Weird

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missnuthin 10

how did you manage to get superglue IN your eye? O_O; I dont even....

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Jasonf6 0

YDI it for wearing high heels in the first place and also for having enough of them to have a favorite pair.

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schuey13 0

When you get an eyepatch, people think you're tough.... when people think you're tough, they want to see how tough... and when they want to see how tough, you wake up in a roadside ditch... don't wake up in a roadside ditch

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RogueWarrior869 23

No reason you can't have a little fun with this until your eye heals. Next-time someone calls you a pirate, play along and order them to walk the plank or jokingly tell them to fetch you something.

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