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By sdgsfvbkuhkj - 17/04/2011 23:18 - United States

Today, I started my first day of work at my new job. They had a section in the parking lot for employees only, so I parked there. Apparently, my boss didn't recognize my car, and had it towed. FML

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By iswearicandrive - 17/12/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I hit my boss's car. It's only my second day on the job. FML

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By idiot - 09/07/2012 21:26 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my car waiting my shift to start. I must've fallen asleep because I woke up to a call from my boss firing me. I was in the parking lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/10/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, I went to my first day of work in over 2 years. As I approached the boss, he asked me what my name was. Turned out they hired the wrong person. FML

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By mikej1985 - 20/03/2009 17:11 - Canada

Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML

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By broke - 16/11/2016 03:08 - United States - Orlando

Today, I paid $125 to get my car back after it was towed. Yesterday, I bought the car. When I got it to my apartment, the office wasn't open, so I couldn't get a parking decal. The same office that towed my car while they were still closed. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2010 19:50 - United States

Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML

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ChantelRenaeee 0

Monday 18 April 2011 9:10

it's your first day, how would he know what your car looks like?

Awahso 25

Monday 18 April 2011 10:03

Suprised they didn't give your car an employee id sticker or something

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im_awsome 2

Monday 18 April 2011 10:45

the bright side is, thats is not gonna happen again. And if it does then fyl.

Dudelike89 8

Monday 18 April 2011 11:07

Today, I accidentally towed my new employee's car because I didn't recognize it. FML

lucas755 1

Tuesday 19 April 2011 2:50

that's a lien

lucas755 1

Tuesday 19 April 2011 2:50

that's a lien

FMLsOhilarious 6

Monday 18 April 2011 13:39

Your boss is an idiot. He should have asked you if that was your car or not before he had it towed.

ceddyz17 10

Monday 18 April 2011 18:44

hmmm what would Jesus do

Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Monday 18 April 2011 23:17

Walk on water, heal the sick, make blind people see. You know, the norm.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Monday 18 April 2011 19:18

Since it was your first day I wouldn't expect the boss to recognize your car. I would however expect that he would check to find out if said unknown car belongs to his newly hired employee before having it towed. FYL OP, hopefully your boss pays for the towing/storage fees. I don't know what to tell you if he refuses beyond maybe talk to your bosses boss (assuming he has one) otherwise I guess you'll be S.O.L.

FunwithBumperCar 0

Monday 18 April 2011 19:41

Then he flicked boogers at you.

oblio 0

Monday 18 April 2011 21:36

Sucks OP but you should have asked about parking when you reported to work. Live and learn.

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Tuesday 19 April 2011 6:37

Why should she have asked? She is an employee, She parked in the employee parking lot. There doesn't seem a whole lot to discuss there. It's very, very, very, rare that you get a sticker or something for your car if you don't work in a huge office of some kind. The boss should have considered the possibility that the unknown car belonged to his new hire and asked her before having the car towed.