Everyone ready for all the "It's because you're a woman" statements? But seriously, OP, that sucks.

unbelievable! maybe the Y chromosome holds the good driving skills gene

Lol #12, what does that mean? Haha. :S

You laughed but have no idea what the joke is? Interesting.

Not really. I was more laughing because I have no idea what he's talking about. Even though that doesn't make sense. Oh well.

That's not it, 12. Men can be sucky drivers, too; it's just that they don't care enough to post it on FML.

Sounds humiliating. However, any care he had or has for that car was (and still is) a wasted effort. As illustrated by your careless destruction, caring about possessions is as pointless as life itself. Life. Don't talk to me about life.

#16 Women: xx chromosomes Men: xy chromosomes. Women have no y chromosome.

#32 You are correct partly (xx = F xy = M) but there is a third xxy which I think is an african runner what is known as - think is female not exactly sure

I was going to say its because she's stupid.

Epic fail dude, OP is a girl, way to go

I guess it's your last day 2 :/

I would think that it would be best to leave your information if you didn't know it was your boss's car first- it would at least show that you're not a scumbag.