By StillHurt - 19/01/2010 06:44 - United States

Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML
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null_fml 11

This is your chance to toy with her. Let her know that you were in exactly her position. Tell her her time is coming up too. Keep asking her if she knows where her fiancé is, and grin evilly. Be creative! Have fun with this rare situation!

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GiRIsMakingCupca 0

wow fyl for real indeed

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Horney4her69 0

just get her thinking.. "I saw you 2 at xxxx restaurant the other day, I'd have said hi, but you 2 were going at it pretty good . ".

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mshafty 0

I love all these people who say she should **** with the girl's dress. She just started working and thats the type of crap that will instantly get you fired. Just work through it and in the end when you hand the bitch her dress, call her a "cheating ****!" with a smile on your face.

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blastvortex 3

Well, you could talk to your superior(s) about it. They just might have a heart and let somebody else take care of it. Of course, you could just let yourself be consoled by the observation that if he cheated once, there's every possibility that he might cheat again. Their relationship isn't exactly etched in stone, you know.

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mshafty 0

I love all these people who say she should **** with the girl's dress. She just started working and thats the type of crap that will instantly get you fired. Just work through it and in the end when you hand the bitch her dress, call her a "cheating ****!" with a smile on your face.

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AntiChrist7 0

Girls only love assholes. YDI

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rosiegrewup 0

Encourage her to buy the least flattering dress you have. You're still encouraging her to purchase your product and not selling her anything defective.

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