By StillHurt - 19/01/2010 06:44 - United States

Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 469
You deserved it 2 262

Same thing different taste

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This is your chance to toy with her. Let her know that you were in exactly her position. Tell her her time is coming up too. Keep asking her if she knows where her fiancé is, and grin evilly. Be creative! Have fun with this rare situation!

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Okay if you have no choice but to consult this person mabye you can be as blatantly outwardly professional as you can (that way you can't get in trouble when your boss is looking). While at the same time try to stealthily get her into a wedding dress that is both expensive and makes her body look bad. Secret revenges are sometimes the best kind;)

Americunt 0

IT'S A SMALL WORLD TAKE IT EASY SAFE TO SAY I HAVE NEVER BEAT SLOW RIDE ON GUITAR HERO.

xmagster 0

That really sucks, but it's your job. Do it super well, and make her feel really bad for what she did to you. I hate sounding like your mom saying "kill them with kindness," but it so works. lol you could also bring her really fattening refreshments... assuming your boutique serves them anyway....

tyty123_fml 0

r yew a guy or girl either way that girl nd yewr ex-fiancé is gay or bi

#46...that made absolutely no sense. The op is female, as is the girl her ex-fiance left her for. How does that make anyone gay or bi?

that's when you sell her the worst dress. something super unflattering but you tell her it looks great on her.

"White? Are you sure you want the white?" "...can you wear the white?" (slowly exhales) "Not quite sure that colour hides your baby bump...oh, you're not pregnant? Here, try the teal..."

loveconverse 0

that really sucks make sure she has a ugly dress