By StillHurt - 19/01/2010 06:44 - United States

Today, I started my job as a consultant at a shop that sells wedding dresses. My first client? The girl my ex-fiancé cheated on me with and left me for. FML
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null_fml 11

This is your chance to toy with her. Let her know that you were in exactly her position. Tell her her time is coming up too. Keep asking her if she knows where her fiancé is, and grin evilly. Be creative! Have fun with this rare situation!

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idkweird 0

If she knows who you are, I would just smile through it all and let her know how great your life has been now that you don't have to constantly worry where he's been or who he's with. Tell her how happy you are for them and it's good that he could actually be faithful for once. Be sure to say how happy you are that you never married him because then you just would have been miserable. Mention how empowering it was to get such a slimeball out of your life :) If she doesn't know who you are, ask her fiance's name and then just act shocked. Then you guys can "figure out" together that he was cheating on you with her. Also, tbh, technically he was cheating on her, as well, with you. She may have never known she was the other woman. Would make for a fun conversation between them later on :D

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tamtam1 0

he cheated on you when engaged so why not her too?

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gatorgrl1988 0

kill her with kindness. ruin her life outside of your store. u dont want to get fired.

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gatorgrl1988 0

i agree with 28. if all that dont work let her know about the few different stds u have contracted from his little cheating habbit.

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tomakobriefs 11

#32, that only works if he has an STD. Otherwise it just makes OP look like a ****: maybe she got the STD someplace else. Lame idea.

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Nic_hole 0

ahhh that's no bueno :/ I'm sorry hopefully you will get a better job that pays more money soon

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tomakobriefs 11

#33, just because ONE customer happens to be a misfortunate case doesn't mean she needs a new job. Her job is not the problem. Her ONE customer is. And after the wedding, it shouldn't be an issue again.

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MiniatureMayhem 0

Why does this sound like something off of The Nanny? Except Fran gets fired from her job. Hm.

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cthulhu1138 1

Can you be professional and get over your EX-fiance, or would you rather get your "revenge" and risk getting fired? Keep in mind that the person who did the cheating and leaving was the groom, not the bride.

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pendulum2012 0

The OP never said anything about getting revenge...

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