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By Worstjob - 03/03/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML
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riggens7522 0

I want to know how that kid thinks " oh, I want to shit in the urinal today."

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sthrr 6

at least he decided to welcome you :)

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Allabaster 0

it's all down hill from here. Well, until the next time.

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OAAS 0

Go find him and shit in his backpack, see how he likes it

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pikle101 0

I agree! seriously who ***** in the urinal?! like eew! what if some other guy comes in and sees a guy with his penis hanging out and pooping in the urinal.

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nanotide 0

at least you don't have to fish it out of water.

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LaChula 0

well that does suck but you choose the job so get used to it or find a new job... anyways y would u go to school for so many years so you could go Back to clean after schools

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TomPusslicker 21

you're a dumb bitch. first off, your comment is unoriginal, and second, im pretty sure no ones life ambition is to be a 'master of the custodial arts'...or janitor if you wanna be a dick about it..lol (had to) We cant all be doctors and presidents.

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dunner12 0

FYL for trying to hit on girl in here. get out more you pathetic douche.

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SadinSherman 16

Maybe he needed the job,to feed his family

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CommonSenseKarma 17

I find your lack of gratitude extremely unsuitable for your occupation.

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Midgey93 0

That'ls just gross..i wudve given up there and then

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VelnaaValo 3

YDI for being a janitor, you should do a job you love.

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Ranimal 12

Not everyone gets to score a job they love.

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ronkster44 2

Someone needs a reality check, quick...

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swaggintothamax 0

I was thinking about becoming a crack dealer. not a mean crack dealer though. just walk up to my friends and be like "hey guys, want some crack?" you know something like that. Ricky Bobby

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lalagirl912 0

ohh ohh I'm getting a raging clue!

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mandafager 32

My clue is pointing this way! ->

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Hidan_fml 0

Better call the Hardly Brothers...

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