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By Worstjob - 03/03/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML

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By minimum wage - 02/04/2012 08:38 - Canada

Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML

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By LesToiliettes - 25/03/2012 07:12 - United States - Mount Vernon

Today, was the first day of my new job. My boss admitted that they hadn't cleaned the employee bathroom for over two months. My first task: clean the employee bathroom. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By lifesucks0925 - 06/09/2013 07:01 - United States - Vallejo

Today, I had to clean human excrement at work when the fitting room turned into the shitting room. FML

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riggens7522 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 8:27

I want to know how that kid thinks " oh, I want to shit in the urinal today."

sthrr 6

Thursday 3 March 2011 8:20

at least he decided to welcome you :)

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mattitucklove01 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 11:23

what a freaking dumb ass! no respect at all. just goes to show you what kind of parents are really out there! that's why the world is the way it is seriously !

lolitaababy 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 11:25

someone did that last week at the movie theatre where I work. it's ******* gross. it was funny on south park, not when you have to clean it up -_-

organolithium_fml 9

Thursday 3 March 2011 11:36

hmmm... looks like a mystery for the Hardy Boys

djmigues 7

Thursday 3 March 2011 18:22

South Park.

skulluks 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 11:39

That's an everyday thing, not because you were new. Welcome to the job though.

cptmorgan15 2

Thursday 3 March 2011 15:27

Everyday?? Damn, where did you grow up? I mean, I can see once being kind of funny, but everyday!? What kind of kids shit in the urinal on a daily basis?