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By Worstjob - 03/03/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, I started my job as a high school janitor. A student decided to welcome me by taking a dump in the urinal. FML
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riggens7522 0

I want to know how that kid thinks " oh, I want to shit in the urinal today."

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sthrr 6

at least he decided to welcome you :)

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MariaHansen 0

so he's not got with intros it's not his fault

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cantstandit808 2

you should of stayed in school longer yourself.

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ulicksam 0

It's high school. They're douche bags and assholes. You should have known that before taking the job.

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ulicksam 0

The word is "have" not "of". How ironic. (for #58).

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ZW31 0

A girl in my high school wrote 87 on the stall walls. In shit. Apparently, we're one of the best high schools in the country. Someone explain how, please.

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ChicaBoricua 0

lol this samee thing happend in an episode of south park! XD but honestly i feel rlly bad for u :(

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TheFamilyGuy 0

just be thankful you don't work at my high school, you would quit after seeing the destruction those kids cause.

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ryan084 0

that happened to me once. i was a custodian at an elementary school and my 1st day back after getting laid off, there was shit on the ground, on the toilet seat, and stuck to the wall... i wanted to quit right there

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