Health: Today, I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly...

By Anonymous - 06/10/2013 21:49 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I started to come to during dental surgery. I clearly heard someone behind me say "Shit! Get this fucker back under!" then another person mentioning they'd have to kill me to avoid "another lawsuit", followed by laughter and the blackness of sleep. FML

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Today, I was operating on a young girl, when she began to awaken during the surgery. We quickly put her back under, of course, but now I'm terrified that she'll remember my profuse cursing and get me in the shit with my curmudgeonly killjoy of a boss. FML

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By toothache - 14/05/2013 12:03 - United States - Morton Grove

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By Noname - 06/03/2009 22:20 - United States

Today, I was at the dentist getting a cavity filled. As she's drilling into my tooth, I feel the drill slip, and then she quickly stuffs gauze into my mouth. She nervously laughs and says to me "Wow! You must really be numb!" FML

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2009 19:48 - United States

Today, I had to go to the dentist to have a cavity filled. Around halfway through the procedure, something broke the silence in the room. It was my dentist, who had farted. I had to smell his rancid flatulence for around the next five minutes. All the while, I had to keep my mouth wide open. FML

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By Jeff89 - 16/05/2023 22:00 - United States

Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. As the dentist was drilling, he accidentally hit a nerve and I ended up screaming in pain. The whole office heard me and now I'm too embarrassed to go back. FML

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By TT - 19/04/2009 20:48 - United States

Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML

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thehuntress309 12

Monday 7 October 2013 2:39

Switch dentists, and never go back. That's really creepy...

CreamGravy 36

Monday 7 October 2013 2:40

If they're worried about a lawsuit, they probably don't have insurance. What kind of dentist are you going to anyway?

Comments

Sandsh8rk 36

Monday 7 October 2013 2:45

That's pretty scary. Try not to go to that surgeon again.

emirie 21

Monday 7 October 2013 3:27

Your pictures goes with your comment pretty well

Sandsh8rk 36

Monday 7 October 2013 5:28

I cannot even begin to tell you how many times that has been said to me! :P

saganation 3

Monday 7 October 2013 2:45

Canadian healthcare.

asparagus12 21

Monday 7 October 2013 2:46

I guess they didn't go through with the plan since you are posting this fml. Look on the bright side!

DracoSpirita 21

Monday 7 October 2013 4:37

No! Don't look on the bright side! DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT OP!

greeneyebeauty9 28

Monday 7 October 2013 2:48

that's a sign to switch dentists..

perdix 29

Monday 7 October 2013 2:56

Switch dentists? The next one might actually kill you!!! Time to switch to online self-dentistry -- there's a great site sponsored by Colgate and Jack Daniels.

cakefete2 30

Monday 7 October 2013 4:18

Oh yea, I'm a graduate of their dental school. Instead of root canals, i tie one end of a string to the tooth and tie the other end to a door....

ThedaRose 15

Monday 7 October 2013 6:21

Normally dentists don't perform surgery. Most likely it was an oral surgeon.

Katiekhalifa_fml 28

Monday 7 October 2013 15:39

85- You've said that like three times..I think you've made your point. Although, dentists do perform minor procedures (pulling teeth, root canals, fillings, etc.,) so your comment is irrelevant.

confusedAsFuck 34

Monday 7 October 2013 20:24

Thanks 123, I went through an interesting journey just to find those 3 comments and thumb them down..

junkman6 22

Monday 7 October 2013 2:58

Hey the navy dentists just keep going when you start waking up thinking they can remove that last moral before you can start "fighting back."

Epikouros 31

Monday 7 October 2013 12:12

Were you the ship's hairdresser or chaplain? :) I'm a European civilian and I've always been conscious while having a molar or wisdom tooth pulled. It's fun to hear the tooth break loose while hardly feeling it.

Cordy07 8

Monday 7 October 2013 12:21

Moral huh? Last time I checked, dentists, or oral surgeons didn't have anything to do with a person's morals. Molars, on the other hand, I could see them having something to do with.